And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Written in Reverse
Jon/Spencer | 6000 words | NC-17

Jon's been to grad school and has a PhD. He thinks, for the most part, that he's a fairly intelligent guy. And yet, for some reason, he can't seem to get his boyfriend to sleep with him.

Nothing says Christmas like sex therapist!Jon Walker! Twitter made me do it. Actually, this is a belated birthday present to lyo, because she is awesome like Jon's face. ♥♥♥ Thanks to siryn99 for the last-minute beta. Title lyrics from Spoon.



( they say it could be worse )

Let's Go, Don't Wait
Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer | 6400 words | NC-17

It's like a really cheesy horror movie, only no one is going to hack Brendon to pieces with a chainsaw. But being locked in an office building during a storm with his boss who happens to hate him might be just as bad.

Sequel to If It Kills Me, aka the FBI AU where Jon and Spencer are agents and Ryan is their boss. Oh, and Brendon's the brilliant tech guy who didn't get any screen time the first go around. He's getting his due this time. :D

Written exclusively for my amazing, awesome, wonderful siryn99's super special birthday. I LOVE YOU, BB. ♥♥ I have been promising her Ryan/Brendon fic for AGES, including this very fic. LOL BLINK LYRICS.

Thank you to the ever-faithful themoononastick for talking me through things, and to universeunfold for the last-minute beta!


( let's make this last forever )

So, because I needed something self-indulgent, and because I spent a good part of today emailing siryn99 about a Far and Away AU, I wrote what basically amounts to the scene in the empty house.

If you've never seen the movie, um...there's angsty kissing? *hands*


want, too [far and away au]
Jon/Spencer | 2000 words | PG-13


( at this point, Jon figured they had nothing else to lose )

All I Want for Christmas is a Puppy (I Already Have My Two Front Teeth)
Jon/Spencer | 7500 words | PG

"I'm not getting him a puppy," Spencer said petulantly, crossing his arms over his chest.

Ryan gave a long-suffering sigh as he stood back up. "Would it make you feel better if all of us bought him a dog together?"


Aka, Jon's Christmas Puppy. This is technically a sequel to my baby!Panic verse, i.e. the one you love and that's what counts, only set ten years later. You don't really need to have read those, but it wouldn't hurt, I guess! Merry Christmas, and thanks to harriet_vane for putting the idea of Brendon and Marley skateboarding into my head, and to siryn99 for betaing. ♥



( make my wish come true )

If It Kills Me
Jon/Spencer | 17100 words | NC-17

Spencer Smith knows there must be a catch when Jon Walker − his despised FBI partner − offers to transfer out of Chicago and far, far away from him. There's a catch, all right: Spencer has to spend one sexy night with the untamed playboy. Okay, so the guy's hot. So his reputation in the bedroom is the stuff of legend. So Spencer's been in a dry spell for, oh, over a year. So maybe one night to be rid of him isn't so unbearable. But once the sheets have cooled, Spencer's just starting to heat up, and moving away is the last thing on Jon's mind...

For harlequin_bands. Plot and summary stolen shamelessly from Erin McCarthy's novella Miss Extreme Congeniality. Title stolen from Jason Mraz.

Hearts galore to everyone I threw tidbits of this at over the last month, and to my faithful betas, gobsmackit and siryn99.


( i still can't say it )

Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying (Jon's Bookstore II) (1/3)
Jon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick | 15200 words | R

Jon likes to think his problems began when the coffee shop across the street opened up. In all honesty, though, they began the day Frank moved in with Gerard a month before Valentine's Day.

Happy Birthday to my wonderful, insanely amazing imntsaying. I present you with more bookstore AU that's probably ridiculous, but definitely full of love. Lots and lots of love. ♥ I hope you like it!

For anyone who hasn't read Jon's Bookstore I, it might help to do so before reading this. Many, many thanks to gobsmackit, sweetrecovery, and siryn99 for kicking my ass on this fic. *g*


( what if I lost my direction? )