And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Reveals are up at no_tags, and I'm actually really shocked no one guessed my fic, which was Won't Stop til it's Over. Jon/Spencer, restaurant AU, Jon's a manager of Spencer's cafe and they are ex-boyfriends still in love. IT WAS A STRETCH FOR ME, I KNOW, SHUT UP. Also, I can now thank themoononastick for the very speedy beta. <3

shape the poet and the beat
gen, Jon-centric | 2180 words | PG

A chess game with Tom or tacos with his old high school bandmates doesn't really stand up to touring with Mark fucking Hoppus.

Why hello there, canon fic. Long time no see. :) Thanks to wordsalone, slowlikewine, and siryn99 for beta help.

( like starting from scratch )

Let's Go, Don't Wait
Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer | 6400 words | NC-17

It's like a really cheesy horror movie, only no one is going to hack Brendon to pieces with a chainsaw. But being locked in an office building during a storm with his boss who happens to hate him might be just as bad.

Sequel to If It Kills Me, aka the FBI AU where Jon and Spencer are agents and Ryan is their boss. Oh, and Brendon's the brilliant tech guy who didn't get any screen time the first go around. He's getting his due this time. :D

Written exclusively for my amazing, awesome, wonderful siryn99's super special birthday. I LOVE YOU, BB. ♥♥ I have been promising her Ryan/Brendon fic for AGES, including this very fic. LOL BLINK LYRICS.

Thank you to the ever-faithful themoononastick for talking me through things, and to universeunfold for the last-minute beta!


( let's make this last forever )

So, because I needed something self-indulgent, and because I spent a good part of today emailing siryn99 about a Far and Away AU, I wrote what basically amounts to the scene in the empty house.

If you've never seen the movie, um...there's angsty kissing? *hands*


want, too [far and away au]
Jon/Spencer | 2000 words | PG-13


( at this point, Jon figured they had nothing else to lose )

(It's Not So Much the Words You Say) It's How You Use Your Lips
Panic GSF | 8000 words | NC-17

"You bought a love potion." Brendon's voice piped up out of nowhere, and Spencer would've rolled his eyes had he not been so unbelievably turned on.

So yeah, here's the love potion (i.e. sex pollen, whatevs) fic. This never would've happened without harriet_vane making evil polls and siryn99 coercing me through AIM. Needless to say, this is for both of them. Also, it's quite honestly the porniest thing I have ever written. To everyone who looked this over very kindly--emilyray, insunshine, maple_mahogany, and sinuous_curve--thank you. ♥ Ridiculously long title stolen from We Are Scientists.

( it started like a faint tingling just under his skin )

the one you love
baby!Panic | 897 words | G

Greta's glad her daycare group was capped at twenty this year; it gives her more time to learn each kid's idiosyncrasies and how they interact with others.

Yes, they're five-year-olds. This is harriet_vane's fault. And wordsalone for telling me a stupidly precious story about a five-year-old asking to be her boyfriend. I want to be embarrassed for writing this, but I'm so, so not. :D

( The kids are having their afternoon snack of peanut butter and bananas )