And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Things of note:

- cherrybina went to JGL's HitRECord presentation last night in Philly and he is apparently really that adorable in person. SILVER SHINY ROBOT SNEAKERS, I CAN'T EVEN.

- I have not been fannish about The X-Files in years, and yet I can still rattle off episode names and plots and season facts like a boss. It's really not that impressive from a fandom perspective, but my automatic response of "oh, that's season four" to the mention of "The Russians" is enough to have the rest of my co-workers thinking I'm the Rain Man of X-Files knowledge. LOL, they don't even know how much knowledge I used to have.

- Everyone should go watch this fan-made video. Nathan Fillion as The Green Lantern, y'all. WHY IS HE NOT A TRUE SUPER HERO YET? ;_;

- Still have not listened all the way through Danger Days, mostly because I am stuck on constant repeat of "The Only Hope for Me is You", which I think is my new "Sleep". Once again, favorite MCR song is the one no one else listens to, lol. This is most likely an unpopular opinion, but from what I've heard so far, I still love Black Parade way more. *shrugs*


rebekahfair asked this the other day in her LJ, and I'm curious: Inception people, if you could have any AU in the world presented to you, what would it be? THIS IS A VERY DIFFICULT QUESTION FOR ME. I am stuck on the idea of a Burn Notice AU where Arthur is Michael and Eames is Fiona and they KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES TOGETHER while dealing with their ~history and sexual tension. No idea who would be Sam, though--maybe Cobb? Also, futureperfect brought up a Princess Diaries Au, which YYYYYYYYYYYY FOREVER. But this might just be my constant, voracious need to consume/write every high school AU under the sun.

Thoughts/ideas? GIVE ME YOUR MOST COVETED AUs, FANDOM.

Someone made GORGEOUS fanart for my ridiculous kissing fic! SO MANY HEARTS IN MY EYES!! Ugh, Arthur's suit. *___*

I watched an episode of Pawn Stars where a guy brought in an old roulette wheel, and in the process I learned that at the turn of the century casinos would follow the railroad around, tempting the workers with gambling, booze, and women. OMG I WANT THIS AU. Like, Eames is a down-on-his-luck railway worker who came to America to try and make his fortune, and Arthur is the head of the traveling casino--making all the calls, controlling the games, etc. He's all business and doesn't have time for the scruffy railroad guys who give him their hard-earned money. But somehow, he and Eames end up in this quiet affair that only takes place just before dawn, when the casino packs up and the workers are waking to start their day. They don't talk about it much, but soon Eames starts marking Arthur, just enough to remind him of what they have, what they don't acknowledge.

And then, idk, they fall in love and run off together, the end?

For the record, I would read the shit out of the story where Eames someone catches Arthur doing air guitar to, like, Journey late at night in the warehouse when he thinks he's alone.

( exhibit A )

OR MAYBE HE'S LIKE SWEETS ON BONES AND WAS SECRETLY INTO DEATH METAL AS A KID. PLEASE GET ON THIS, FANDOM.

Is there a pretend boyfriend AU yet? Because there needs to be. And because this is ME, I want it to be a high school AU where, idk, Arthur and Eames are CHILDHOOD RIVALS WHO SECRETLY ADORE EACH OTHER and there are makeovers and suddenly Eames realizes that holy shit, Arthur is hot like the sun, but there's no way he can have him? And maybe Arthur and Ariadne have a bet for who can get DATES FOR PROM and Arthur swallows his pride and tells Eames he'll do his trig homework for a month if he'll pretend to be his boyfriend for a week or so? OMG WHAT ARE THESE WORDS I'M TYPING I DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I want all the high school AUs EVER in this fandom, okay?

For now, everyone needs to read staraflur's boarding school AU of my heart. *_______*

THINGS OF INTEREST FOR EVERYONE:

1) This JGL picsapm that I will be leaving open in a tab all morning, tyvm.

2) If you are not following fuckyeaharthurandeames on Tumblr, DEAR GOD PLEASE DO SO. Oh god, there is art. And fic recs.

3) I'm sure a lot of you already have, but please go read Hotter Than Tales of Crack Peddlin by hackthis. If anyone is honestly wondering why these two are a legit OTP, this fic is everything you need to know. It's like an Eames/Arthur primer.

This is what happens when I take Mondays off. I drink too much coffee and then ignore work for the internet. \o/

After a second viewing, I have, like, actual intellectual thoughts? But in all honesty, the one thing I have to say is

( FLAILING )

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I do not have time to be posting this, but.

I was telling some people about how I kind of want this story where Eames and Arthur mess around on the job when things are boring? And pretty soon things get...distracting?

Then I sit for, like, fifteen minutes staring at this pic and thinking, "Yes, this was from the time Eames decided to play dirty."

( um )

TGIF.