And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Hoshit, I may have finished the de-aging fic, i.e. my first kink meme fill! IT IS OVER 10K, WTAF. And it'll probably top 11k, because halflinen has talked me into writing an epilogue. You guys, I am so not kidding when I say that this story is possibly THE most ridiculous, self-indulgent fic I have EVER written, and this is coming from the girl who wrote a million high school AUs and a story where My Chemical Romance are Labrador puppies. I don't even know what to say anymore about it, just. BB!Arthur, the things you make me write, adfld;gdfgk.

/pointless

Here, have some shots of THard being a stage actor like a BOSS:



SOMETIMES, I WISH I LIVED NEAR GOOD THEATER SHIT. ;___;

EDIT: OH MY GOD I CAN'T NOT POST THIS AFSKD;FSDKFS I LOVE THE WORLD.

........*explodes*

Thank you so, SO much to everyone who commented to my post yesterday with support and hugs. It means a lot to me, you have no idea. I feel like all I've done for the past four months or so is ask for hugs, and yet everyone STILL obliges me. ♥♥♥ I have the best flist.

And there is some good news: Mr. Foxx is going into business for himself! He's already made an LLC and has a virtual office and everything! Starting tomorrow, he should be up and running. I'm actually pretty excited for him, because he's excited about the prospect of growing as a professional. So cross your fingers and hope The Mr. Foxx Law Firm makes it big. :D

In other news, I would seriously like climb T-Hardy like a tree.

( LIKE. A. TREE. )

Today is the perfect dark, rainy, lazy Sunday. I had planned to go for a run, since I skipped doing 11 miles with a friend yesterday (11 MILES, OH MY GOD), but I think I may just stay in and read/write. Here, have some recs!

Where I Intend to Be by amazingly_me - Fairy Tale AU! Quirky, adorable, and funny to boot. Eames is a knight, and Arthur is a snarky, put-upon pig herder. Also features a fierce, snarky (Princess) Ariadne. :D

Make a Home from a Rented House by liketheroad - For a RL job, Eames and Arthur pretend to be married in Westchester. They own a corgi named Liza, after The Queen. I just. Not enough hearts in the world, people.

Incipit by thehoyden - Arthur is the editor to Eames' brilliant novelist. Most people have already rec'd this, but I have to add my two cents as well. There are some stories you read that make you want to give up writing completely because they are so mindblowingly amazing, and then there are stories that make you want to write more, because they are so inspiring. This fic is the latter. I wish I'd written this story SO BADLY, but then, I wouldn't have done it justice. I love this story to infinity.

*OVARIES EXPLODE*

He MAKES UP STORIES. HOW. IS. HE. REAL.

This is just a gratuitous "I love Tumblr" post. Well, that, and this is possibly one of my favoritest scenes EVER, and I'm so glad someone made it into a gif.

( all inner ear function is intact )

I really, really, really don't need to be considering inception_bang. >:|

I have come almost full circle with my iPods. First, I had a pink 4g Mini (aka Toby), then an 8g black Nano (Patrick Smith Walker), then an 8g Touch (Patrick Smith Walker II), and now I'm back to a 2g black Shuffle. (Uh, I'm not counting my iPhone, but anyway.) Basically this all comes out of necessity for my running; the Touch is super bulky for running, imo, as is the iPhone. But now my little Shuffle (Patrick Smith Walker III) has a brand new playlist, and the controls on the earbuds are pretty nifty. I never would've thought I'd be all \o/ over a Shuffle, but there you go!


I wish I could write Harlequin AUs more easily in Holmes fandom. It's not quite the same to wander through the romance section of Barnes & Noble and see His Virgin Mistress and NOT automatically think, "oh god, I could totally write that." Bandom, you spoiled me. (I could TOTALLY write a Jon/Spencer virgin mistress AU, though, omg. Although I'm pretty sure I've written that in chat with either lyo or siryn99 at least a dozen times. /o\)


I love Tumblr soooooo much, because it reminds me of things I'd forgotten about, like RDJ lip-syncing to Elton John's "I Want Love":

( the video )

This video came out in 2001, right after he was released from prison. I remember watching it when it first aired and thinking, "Wow, this almost hurts to watch," and now I am pretty much a teary mess at the end. If you love this man, I DARE you to watch this and not cry even just a little, especially at around 2:30 and on.


Hopefully I'll hear back about my interview tomorrow. *crosses fingers*

Tumblr gives me great, great things, such as

( RDJ WITH A PUPPY )

You're welcome. \o/

EDIT: Um, also? THIS is maybe the most obscene thing I've seen all week. saf;sdgksd

Happy Friday, flist! Have something ridiculous that makes me happy, i.e. The Great Mouse Detective: the RDJ & Jude Law version. *_________*

( MARK STRONG MAKES A GOOD MOUSE IDK )

I am excited for this weekend because I will be doing NOTHING. \o/ Well, except for writing frantically on my BBB and answering comments and watching Fringe. And possibly tracking down a copy of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (I am such a bad fangirl ;__;).

...remember when I made this post??

OBSERVE.



GOD, I LOVE THIS RIDICULOUS MOVIE. *_____*

I hate my brain SO MUCH.

I happened across this lolstatic bit of canon this morning on Tumblr, and all I can think about is how RDJ secretly has this episode downloaded somewhere on his laptop and he watches late at night for some lolz and then calls Jude in the middle of the night and says, "You were such a cute girl," and Jude's all, "GODDAMN IT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW," and then Robert just makes cooing noises at him.

IDEK. I also apparently cannot stop writing about prostitute!Holmes, um. But no more Sherlock Holmes fic outside of email chatfic until my draft of my bandombigbang fic is done! I MEAN IT. *stomps foot*

I repainted my bathroom this weekend. It...was an experience, to say the least. What started out as Mr. Foxx repairing a crack in the dry wall in the dining room turned into a complete overhaul of the master bedroom bathroom. Don't ask. I am still covered in paint, and at this rate I have no idea how I'm expected to repaint the rest of the house, since I am so faily at home improvement.

I've already been to Starbucks twice today. But hey, first iced caramel macchiato of the season for me! It feels like spring finally!

And this feels belated, but once again, thanks to everyone who commented to my last post on my dad. I wanted to reply to all of you, but I'm kind of in denial about everything right now, so a blanket ~~hug~~ for everyone will have to do. ♥