And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Yoinked from halfdutch:


• Go to IMDB.com and look up 10 of your favorite TV shows.
• Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
• Have your friends guess the show names.

1. Good Versus Evil / Alien / Galaxy (Stargate Atlantis, guessed by halfdutch and sarkastic)
2. Awkward / Quirky / Tension (The Office, guessed by halfdutch)
3. Mysterious Past / Space Opera / Morality (Firefly, guessed by rogueapprentice)
4. Black Panthers / Homophobia / Homosexuality (Oz, guessed by halfdutch and rogueapprentice)
5. Incest / Pregnancy / Criminal (Lost, guessed by halfdutch)
6. Ambiguity / Cancer / Soldier (Battlestar Galactica, guessed by isis2015 and sarkastic)
7. Small Town / High School / Coach (Friday Night Lights, guessed by halfdutch)
8. Criminal Investigation / New York City / Police (Law & Order: SVU, guessed by halfdutch and rogueapprentice)
9. Black Comedy / Critically Acclaimed / Split Screen (Rescue Me, guessed by moosewizard)
10. Unreliable Narrator / Moral Corruption / Gangster (The Black Donnellys, guessed by halfdutch)

Was tagged a few times, so:

Sometimes it's ok to pimp yourself out. Post a list of your top five fics favorite you've written, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. This isn't about the BEST things you've written, but what you LOVE most. Then tag five other people to do the same.

In reverse order!

5. Everything is Alright (Lost/Oz crossover) - Because in my mind, Jack and Toby are two sides of the same person, complete with their manipulative, uber-hot con boyfriends there to make the angst better.

4. When Nothing's Left But Air (Brokeback Mountain) - If anyone ever asked me to put into words just how much I love this story and the film and the people who made both work, I'd just print out a copy of this fic. End of story.

3. Momentary Fits of Insanity (or Eddie Drake Never Blushes) (Law & Order: SVU/Wanted crossover) - I can't really explain how much I enjoyed writing this. I really, really, really love my Eddie voice here, and I think I've proven more than once how much I perv over a drunken, grabby-hands Stabler. And as dorky as it sounds, I'm so very glad there's no smut. It almost makes it better.

2. A Little Destruction (Oz) - Everything that I love about Beecher, his relationship with Keller, and the show as a whole is all wrapped up in this fic. It was my first foray into Oz fic, and I still think it's probably one the best. I'm ridiculously proud of it and the amount of work I put into it.

1. Amateurs (Lost) - I've said this before, but when it comes to the Jack/James 'verse, I'm very hard on myself. I have trouble rereading a lot of my installments. But this, the beginning...there aren't a lot of my fics that I can reread without wanting to at least tweak a line or two. And yet this fic is, to me, as perfect now as when I wrote it. It's funny how things evolve; this fic was originally supposed to be Sawyer crashing a frat party of Jack's. Can't say I regret waiting a while to send Jack to college. :)


Okay, bed now.

Via corellianjedi:

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word. No more.

(RHYME, DON'T BE DIRTY.)

Between dealing with the MASSIVE EMO from my husband's leaving-then-rejoining of his World of Warcraft guild last night and talking to my mom on the phone while she freaks out over not being able to set her VCR for Smallville (yes, my mom loves Smallville), I was so very thankful for the awesome that The Office. Anywho.

I'M BORED. Entertain me, plz.

stolen from...everyone: Explain what you know about the fandoms your f-list is into, but you are not into yourself.

Supernatural: Two fairly hot brothers run around fighting ghosts and shit. The older brother has a cool car and likes seventies rock music. The younger brother is emo and lost his girlfriend. Both like to sex each other in their down time.

Dr. Who: Um. A guy goes back in time and solves...things? Honestly, I have no idea what this show is about, but evidently the main guy is hot and travels with a girl named Rose? Seriously, no clue.

Torchwood: Spin-off of Dr. Who...and that's pretty much it. shleemeri explained it to me once, but I forgot.

Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip: Ummm, The West Wing does SNL. Or something. With Matthew Perry.

Grey's Anatomy: Pretty doctors hook up with each other while saving people. McDreamy and McSteamy are, like, in a cage match for who's hottest. Isaiah Washington is a dick.

Veronica Mars: Cute, snarky high school chick helps her detective dad solve crimes and mysteries. She is constantly surrounded by hot guys, namely Logan.

Smallville: The adventures of younghottie!Superman (this isn't completely fair, because my mom makes me watch it with her when I'm home. Ditto for Buffy, LOL.) and the hot gay sex he has with Lex.

Battlestar Galactica: The altar at which shleemeri worships.

Since I'm at work, these probably aren't as pretty as I'd like them to be, but oh well. *shuns OCD*

Love Meme Answers Part I


( Eddie Drake for shleemeri )

( Mal Reynolds for cmonkatiekatie )

( Ryan O'Reily for hkath )

Someone please stop me from listening to Nickleback and coming up with sappy B/K fic bunnies.

stolen from...everyone. :P

1. What is your main cell phone ring-tone?
The theme to "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". I have people ask me all time what the hell it is, LOL. It never ceases to amuse me.

2. What is your default LJ icon?
by verbalthing
I JUST switched out my naked!Toby icon for Chris, because...yeah. *paws*

3. What station is your car radio permanently tuned to?
Given that there are only two friggin' stations in this town that I can stand, it's either 106.1 or 106.9. Or Toby gets plugged in pronto.

4. What is your computer desktop image?
( my old header )

5. Is there something you wear every single day?
Glasses, wedding ring, lip gloss. And y'know, underwear and stuff.

6. I wish I had a tracking device on:
The remote control to our main TV.

7. What page does your internet browser open with?
Hotmail.

8. This item never leaves my purse/handbag:
Toby. :D

9. What TV show do you never miss?
Lost, L&O:SVU, Psych, Prison Break, ANTM, Rescue Me

10. What phrase do you hear yourself repeating too often?
"blah blah blah"

Speaking of Toby, I finally got around to uploading my zip files of "Days Like These" and "Last Duet", so I can officially say I have Lee Tergesen on my iPod. *g*

So I was majorly mopy today. I'm fixing that with happy stuff now. :D

First, everyone on my flist who loves either Nathan Fillion, Ryan Reynolds, or "Two Guys and a Girl" needs to go watch this pronto. Possibly one of the funniest things I've EVER seen. *loves Nathan to death*

Second, alliecat8 has helped me out by setting the record straight about Josh and his Hefner comment. He's back in my good graces now, LOL (hence the deletion of past rant).

Third, I am working on a project for my Kinks Challenge entry, or entries as the case may be. It involves a multi-fandom thrilogy involving smut and discussion of first-time sexual experiences. I'm quite excited about it. So consider this me sticking a sign in the ground that says Porn Coming Soon.

Fourth, a meme stolen from crystalkirk:

Off the top of your head, right now, what ten ships would you likely drop what you're doing to read fic for? Or, alternately, what are the ships that you'll give a fic a chance for, or that you've been dying to write, or that you've been dying to read... These can be new loves, old flames, or something in between. Explain if you like, but you don't have to. Then tell us 3 things these ships say about you.

( I did a little of both )

Dear girls who can't spell,

If you're "hungry", you crave food. If you're "hungary", you crave Europeans.

Here ends the day's lesson.

Aleesha
(*headdesk*)


And I've really, REALLY been wanting to do this meme...

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

The characters:

Mal Reynolds
Jack Shephard
James "Sawyer" Ford
Michael Scofield
Jack Twist
Ennis Del Mar
Hugo Reyes
Charlie Pace
Hoban "Wash" Washburn
The polar bear


LOST TONIGHT OMG. If my muse doesn't come back after this, I'll die. :P

Last night I saw a trailer for Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, which in three words can be summed up with WTF. I have NO idea.

Then I see this comment from chaodai and I died. I heart him so.

"Mind you, I have no idea what the film is about - I think it’s either mayans or klingons - but that name...wow."

LMAO

I also have another request. Does anyone have Motion City Soundtrack's Commit This to Memory? Me love you long time if you...um, let me borrow it. :D Yay, thank you meg14!

I totally should be cleaning my house and taking down the Christmas tree and stuff, but...

( Movie Quote Meme )