And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Written in Reverse
Jon/Spencer | 6000 words | NC-17

Jon's been to grad school and has a PhD. He thinks, for the most part, that he's a fairly intelligent guy. And yet, for some reason, he can't seem to get his boyfriend to sleep with him.

Nothing says Christmas like sex therapist!Jon Walker! Twitter made me do it. Actually, this is a belated birthday present to lyo, because she is awesome like Jon's face. ♥♥♥ Thanks to siryn99 for the last-minute beta. Title lyrics from Spoon.



( they say it could be worse )

If You're Wondering if I Want You to (I Want You to)
Jon/Spencer | 5500 words | NC-17

At least Brendon and Ryan actually fit into the "amicable" part; they knew better than to fuck their bassist and then choose music over him in the end.

I blame this mostly on mahoni for putting the idea in my head. This may not be completely what she had in mind, but it's close enough? :D? And for some reason I always seem to post porn on Spencer's birthday, idk.

Thanks to themoononastick and slowlikewine for the beta. Title stolen from Weezer.

( more than you'll ever know )

Everything's Magic
[Jon/Spencer | 15600 words | NC-17]

The day after Jon Walker turned nine years old, his father married another woman.

Holiday exchange fic written for my darling belle_bing, who inadvertently told me some months ago that Ever After was her favorite movie. This is very loosely based on it, but the general Cinderella story is still intact.

Thank yous go out to sweetrecovery and adellyna for making this story so much better, to arsenicjade for talking me into the porny epilogue (which she all but wrote for me), and to siryn99 for being my personal cheerleader.

( only if you believe )