And God said, “This shit is cray.”

I'm a huge nerd, but my mom is buying me new glasses for my birthday, and I get to pick out whatever I want! I have decided on these Dolce & Gabbana frames (the black ones) and I'm SO INSANELY EXCITED. I've never had frames like these before, ever, so it'll be a new look for me!

As far as TV is concerned, I have three one-sentence comments to make about The Office, Friday Night Lights, and SGA:

( comments )

Still working my way through all the ficlet requests, so thanks for being patient! I am determined to get them done. *g*

I want to picspam you. M'kay? Let's go for my OTPs. That sounds like fun.

( Aleesha's OTPs )

My Rodney is back on my TV again!

( Adrift )

ETA: !!!!!!!!!!!!11

foxxcub: THERE ARE SPENCER BITS
foxxcub: THAT NEED YOUR THOUGHTS
shleemeri: I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPENCER'S BITS
shleemeri: \o/

Also, PORN. GO WRITE SOME.

Also, my mcshep_match fic is done and beta'd! *dances around*

ALSO, MASSIVE RIDICULOUSNESS MAKES ME SMILE SO HARD.

lillyjk: I've finally watched "First Strike", so if you still want to discuss, let me know! I was out of town all weekend at a wedding, so I'm just now starting to catch up on fannish things. My only thing is that ( spoiler cut on the off chance that someone hasn't seen the finale )

shleemeri: I think I might've worked out an actual concept to get them into Em City. Just saying. It'd probs be super angsty, although I keep thinking Joe could be dealing with O'Reily. And the carnival AU is looking pretty good, askf;fkgd.

So, The Spaceys. SGA won Favorite TV Show, and Rodney McKay TOTALLY KICKED KATE'S ASS AND THEN SOME. \o/

And god, they really are the cutest cast ever. Besides The Office cast, of course, LOL.

Okay, am off to write porn now.

Okay, I HAVE to get this out of the way:

LORNE IS AN ARTIST OMFG THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE A SWEET, SWEET DEATH.

So yeah, that was going to be the extent of my post--I mean, now I finally know why he's an artist in fic all the time!--but then...oh god.

( my squee was sorely dampened )

Um, this is quite possibly the best post ever, in which I kinda sorta write kid!fic and/or prove that I am incapable of writing in a fandom without somehow writing my OTPs as teenagers. AND THEN MY MADNESS SPREADS. \o/

I'm in an extremely odd mood right now, as I'm alternating between said madness and reading synecdochic's Freedom's Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose. Which basically means I'm alternating between cooing with fangirl glee and bawling my eyes out. And honestly, I never thought I'd be wrecked by SGA fic, not like the way Oz fic wrecks me. Never. Gah.

But I guess every fandom has those stories that just feel so damn real that you have to take intermissions from reading in order to compose yourself from either weeping all over the place and frying your motherboard, or dying from pure, unadulterated love.

I'm curious about what fics break people, regardless of fandom. What is it about the fic that devastates you? Do all breaky fics have to have a character death, or a severe break-up (romantic or otherwise), or post-canon, melancholy tone? For me, the answer, for the most part, is yes, because as much as we love to lose ourselves in fic and the escapism it provides, sometimes the greatest joy comes from the ache of reality that the characters portray. I'm not saying breaky fics can't have hope or happy endings, but it's always that moment where your heart clutches in that good-yet-painful way that makes you realize you're being broken. And you love every moment. (At least I do. *g*)

These are visual aids for halfdutch, although I guess I should've shown her these before having her beta fic. *facepalm*

Ahem, anyway...

This is Kavan Smith, who plays Lorne: ( um, guh?! )

This is Jonathon Young, who played Parrish for five wonderful minutes, LOL: ( he's quite adorable )

And here are the two of them together: ( the opening of Runner never gets old )

Uh, hope that helps, babe. ♥

So this morning Mr. Foxx is driving me to work and I start telling him about this idea I have for an SGA fic. I didn't tell him it's for a fic; rather, I asked him what he thought of the idea of there being some sort of correlation between the Ancient gene and Atlantis in terms of trauma and stress concerning a loved one, i.e. you're traumatized over the possible loss of someone you love, and in response the city triggers something biologically within you that helps keep you more connected to the person.

Mr. Foxx: That makes no sense. You couldn't build a whole episode around that.
Me: Oh, but whales communicating through holograms to tell everyone the sun's going to explode is FULL of logic.
Mr. Foxx: They explained that.
Me: Whatever, it could be a subplot.
Mr. Foxx: I guess, but who cares?
Me: Uh, what if it's meant for romantic purposes?
Mr. Foxx: You're not going to have dudes fucking on the show.
Me: Duh, that's why I write fic.
Mr. Foxx: ...Fine, then. It's a wonderful idea.

LOLZ.

P.S. On a slightly different note, THIS had me making embarrassing noises of fangirl glee just now. PLEASE TELL ME SVU WON'T SUCK TONIGHT, THX.

I'm taking a quick break from writing fic for gpfg_studios OMG WTF to say that I watched "McKay and Mrs. Miller" today for the first time, which consisted of about forty-five minutes of me making cooing noises and saying "awww" about fifty gazillion times. Such love, GUH. *draws giant heart around Rodney* I must say that it's definitely my favorite SGA ep of all time (but I haven't seen "The Tao of Rodney" yet, so this may need to updated soon).

Fitting, because "Irresponsible" was probably, IMO, the worst ep of SGA EVER.

Anywho, this got me thinking about my favorite eps in all my fandoms. They are as follows:

Lost: "Outlaws", "Exodus Part 1", "Lockdown"

Oz: "Out o' Time", "Legs", "Cuts Like a Knife"

The Office: "Gay Witch Hunt", "The Injury", "Ben Franklin"

SGA: "McKay and Mrs. Miller", "Duet", "The Defiant One"

SVU: "Pandora", "Ripped"

BSG: "Home Part 1 and 2", "The Son Also Rises"

Firefly: "Heart of Gold", "Out of Gas"


Try it, it's fun!