And God said, “This shit is cray.”

Bliss
Arthur/Eames | 4800 words | NC-17

Blue Lagoon AU. Arthur and Eames are stranded on a deserted island as children and fall in love as they grow older.

Written for The Inception Kink Fest 2.0 and originally posted in comment form here. Follows the movie very, very vaguely, although I guess you could say Arthur is Brooke Shields, um. Warnings for underage--the boys are sixteen here.


( Arthur hated how unsettled he felt around Eames these days )

Since it won out my poll, the firefighter!Eames fic is now finished and posted, with AWESOME art!

The New Stuff
Arthur/Eames | PG-13 | 3600 words | art by adelaide_rain

Arthur is a paramedic stationed at a Chicago firestation. Eames is the reckless firefighter he tries to resist.



ae_match is almost over, you guys. ;_____;

Simple Math [COMPLETE]
Arthur/Eames | NC-17 | 7000 words [this part]

i.e. The Fake Boyfriends High School AU

|previous chapters|

Sorry for the wait on the update. Wanted to make this one count. :)

( his sheets still smell like Eames )

Simple Math [WIP]
Arthur/Eames | NC-17 | 3100 words [this part]

i.e. The Fake Boyfriends High School AU

|previous chapters|

I...can't remember if I've mentioned Arthur's last name before. /o\ If I have, it's been retconned. Please forgive my senility. Have some porn.


( you're a tourist )

So ae_match is about to complete its first full week, and oh man, I AM SO THRILLED/AMAZED/OVERWHELMED. There's so much STUFF, I'm a little worried people will burn out too quickly. Then again, fiiiiiiiiiic. *___*

Speaking of fic, I wrote some:

goodnight, travel well - 1500 words, PG, a Super 8 AU where Arthur is Joe and Eames is Alice. IDEK, it just happened.

To all my Americans traveling this weekend for the 4th, be safe! Don't blow your eye out!

Simple Math [WIP]
Arthur/Eames | PG-13 | 2600 words [this part]

i.e. The Fake Boyfriends High School AU

|previous chapters|

I'm sorry Arthur's such a douche. :( He's seventeen. :(


( you've known it the whole time )

Simple Math [WIP]
Arthur/Eames | PG-13 | 3400 words [this part]

i.e. The Fake Boyfriends High School AU

|previous chapters|

Thank you to everyone who has played along so far! I'd like to say the end is near, but...that would be a lie. @__@



( home field advantage )

Simple Math [WIP]
Arthur/Eames | PG-13 | 4600 words [this part]

i.e. The Fake Boyfriends High School AU

thursday | friday | tuesday | the second friday | monday | the third tuesday

Okay, this is the last update for a while! This'll have to tide everyone over until I get back from vacation. ♥


( bagels, dinner parties, kissing that's not really kissing )

Simple Math [WIP]
Arthur/Eames | PG-13 | 3000 words [this part]

i.e. The Fake Boyfriends High School AU

thursday | friday | tuesday | the second friday

(Also, this update is for sometimesalways ♥)

***warning for mention of an off-screen death



The thing is, Arthur has an excellent memory. He swears he can remember moments from before he was three. He remembers the birthdays of friends he knew way back in preschool.

He’s always been good at remembering things other people forget. And that, Arthur thinks, is both a blessing and curse.

The summer before ninth grade, Arthur had been forced to take a gym class. He’d managed to use track as an excuse not to take the class during the school year, but the loop hole only worked for so long. Eventually the guidance counselor told Arthur he’d have to make up the credit over the summer, or take a fail grade for the class.

Embarrassed and infuriated over the thought of failing gym, Arthur had grudgingly signed up for summer school. There had been only four other students in the class, and naturally, one of them had been Eames.

( tell me your secrets )

Lasso
Arthur/Eames | R | 8000 words

There’s nothing at all unusual about the place where Eames pretends to live a normal, everyday life, until the morning Eames steps outside to grab the paper and finds a lovely Golden Retriever sitting on his front porch, which isn’t strange in and of itself. There are plenty of dogs in the area.

It’s the rumpled Armani suit the Retriever’s sitting on that gives Eames pause.


Written for i_reversebang and based on the wonderful johanaire's fantastic art. Thank you SO much, hon, for making this such a great experience and co-creation process!! Without her, this would've been your standard fluffy "Eames and a dog" story. Go comment and shower her with praise and sparkles! Many thanks as well to five_ht for giving me a much-needed late-night pep talk, and to knowmydark for the much-needed beta.

PSA: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC.

( forever is a long long time )