christmas porn!
Nov. 18th, 2009 01:11 pmI am still grumpy. :( So, I'm going to babble about the CHRISTMAS HARLEQUIN STORY I just finished reading!
OMG, it's the greatest thing ever: the duke is a rake who is being forced by his family to marry this mousy, much younger chick and have babies with her. So in a fit of selfishness, he decides that he's going to spend the Christmas holiday at his BFF's hunting lodge with the BFF, his mistress, and a woman of the duke's choosing, someone he can spend a week having crazy monkey sex with. But the woman he chooses to invite is a dancer at the theater, ONLY SHE'S NOT REALLY!
Dancer Chick is really a ~lady in disguise, desperately trying to raise money to help her ailing sister since their family is all but destitute. And she knows the duke wants her, but she's a virgin! She wants to be true to herself! But she needs the money, and the duke offers her, like, a billion dollars to sex him for a week over Christmas. So she gives up spending the holidays with her mother and sister (;__;) and goes to be a whore.
BUT BUT! They get to the hunting lodge (which is really a mansion in the woods, THOSE CRAZY RICH DUKES), and Dancer Chick takes it upon herself to decorate the lodge for Christmas! Because everyone needs Christmas cheer in their lives! She wins over the staff and the duke's BFF, and then a carriage crashes in the snow outside the lodge. It's a young minister and his wife and two boys, and the wife is very pregnant. Dancer Chick of course immediately makes them welcome, and of course, THE MOTHER GOES INTO LABOR ON CHRISTMAS EVE! Which Dancer Chick helps deliver, because she's awesome.
Naturally, the duke is ridiculously smitten with Dancer Chick and her obsession with Christmas and natural happiness (he knows she's not a whore! It was pretty obvious on their first night, so no sex right away), and on Christmas Day THEY HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND GIVE EACH OTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. OH, AND SHE TELLS THE DUKE HER TRUE IDENTITY, AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE.
I loved it, and want to read it again a million more times.
OMG, it's the greatest thing ever: the duke is a rake who is being forced by his family to marry this mousy, much younger chick and have babies with her. So in a fit of selfishness, he decides that he's going to spend the Christmas holiday at his BFF's hunting lodge with the BFF, his mistress, and a woman of the duke's choosing, someone he can spend a week having crazy monkey sex with. But the woman he chooses to invite is a dancer at the theater, ONLY SHE'S NOT REALLY!
Dancer Chick is really a ~lady in disguise, desperately trying to raise money to help her ailing sister since their family is all but destitute. And she knows the duke wants her, but she's a virgin! She wants to be true to herself! But she needs the money, and the duke offers her, like, a billion dollars to sex him for a week over Christmas. So she gives up spending the holidays with her mother and sister (;__;) and goes to be a whore.
BUT BUT! They get to the hunting lodge (which is really a mansion in the woods, THOSE CRAZY RICH DUKES), and Dancer Chick takes it upon herself to decorate the lodge for Christmas! Because everyone needs Christmas cheer in their lives! She wins over the staff and the duke's BFF, and then a carriage crashes in the snow outside the lodge. It's a young minister and his wife and two boys, and the wife is very pregnant. Dancer Chick of course immediately makes them welcome, and of course, THE MOTHER GOES INTO LABOR ON CHRISTMAS EVE! Which Dancer Chick helps deliver, because she's awesome.
Naturally, the duke is ridiculously smitten with Dancer Chick and her obsession with Christmas and natural happiness (he knows she's not a whore! It was pretty obvious on their first night, so no sex right away), and on Christmas Day THEY HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND GIVE EACH OTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. OH, AND SHE TELLS THE DUKE HER TRUE IDENTITY, AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE.
I loved it, and want to read it again a million more times.
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