christmas porn!
I am still grumpy. :( So, I'm going to babble about the CHRISTMAS HARLEQUIN STORY I just finished reading!
OMG, it's the greatest thing ever: the duke is a rake who is being forced by his family to marry this mousy, much younger chick and have babies with her. So in a fit of selfishness, he decides that he's going to spend the Christmas holiday at his BFF's hunting lodge with the BFF, his mistress, and a woman of the duke's choosing, someone he can spend a week having crazy monkey sex with. But the woman he chooses to invite is a dancer at the theater, ONLY SHE'S NOT REALLY!
Dancer Chick is really a ~lady in disguise, desperately trying to raise money to help her ailing sister since their family is all but destitute. And she knows the duke wants her, but she's a virgin! She wants to be true to herself! But she needs the money, and the duke offers her, like, a billion dollars to sex him for a week over Christmas. So she gives up spending the holidays with her mother and sister (;__;) and goes to be a whore.
BUT BUT! They get to the hunting lodge (which is really a mansion in the woods, THOSE CRAZY RICH DUKES), and Dancer Chick takes it upon herself to decorate the lodge for Christmas! Because everyone needs Christmas cheer in their lives! She wins over the staff and the duke's BFF, and then a carriage crashes in the snow outside the lodge. It's a young minister and his wife and two boys, and the wife is very pregnant. Dancer Chick of course immediately makes them welcome, and of course, THE MOTHER GOES INTO LABOR ON CHRISTMAS EVE! Which Dancer Chick helps deliver, because she's awesome.
Naturally, the duke is ridiculously smitten with Dancer Chick and her obsession with Christmas and natural happiness (he knows she's not a whore! It was pretty obvious on their first night, so no sex right away), and on Christmas Day THEY HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND GIVE EACH OTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. OH, AND SHE TELLS THE DUKE HER TRUE IDENTITY, AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE.
I loved it, and want to read it again a million more times.
OMG, it's the greatest thing ever: the duke is a rake who is being forced by his family to marry this mousy, much younger chick and have babies with her. So in a fit of selfishness, he decides that he's going to spend the Christmas holiday at his BFF's hunting lodge with the BFF, his mistress, and a woman of the duke's choosing, someone he can spend a week having crazy monkey sex with. But the woman he chooses to invite is a dancer at the theater, ONLY SHE'S NOT REALLY!
Dancer Chick is really a ~lady in disguise, desperately trying to raise money to help her ailing sister since their family is all but destitute. And she knows the duke wants her, but she's a virgin! She wants to be true to herself! But she needs the money, and the duke offers her, like, a billion dollars to sex him for a week over Christmas. So she gives up spending the holidays with her mother and sister (;__;) and goes to be a whore.
BUT BUT! They get to the hunting lodge (which is really a mansion in the woods, THOSE CRAZY RICH DUKES), and Dancer Chick takes it upon herself to decorate the lodge for Christmas! Because everyone needs Christmas cheer in their lives! She wins over the staff and the duke's BFF, and then a carriage crashes in the snow outside the lodge. It's a young minister and his wife and two boys, and the wife is very pregnant. Dancer Chick of course immediately makes them welcome, and of course, THE MOTHER GOES INTO LABOR ON CHRISTMAS EVE! Which Dancer Chick helps deliver, because she's awesome.
Naturally, the duke is ridiculously smitten with Dancer Chick and her obsession with Christmas and natural happiness (he knows she's not a whore! It was pretty obvious on their first night, so no sex right away), and on Christmas Day THEY HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND GIVE EACH OTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. OH, AND SHE TELLS THE DUKE HER TRUE IDENTITY, AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE.
I loved it, and want to read it again a million more times.
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I mean, not that I'm thinking about Jon as the desperate virginal...uh, well, maybe not dancer, maybe musician, who lets himself get taken out to a mansion for a week of whoring in order to support his family but then wins over
Spencerthe Duke by being all adorkably cute about Christmas or anything. Not at all. *shifty*no subject
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Spencer catches the shiver that runs through Jon, and at first he thinks it's an echo of how he feels, so right and passionate and turned on. But then he realizes Jon has gone still and tense, and when he pulls back a little, breaks the kiss for just a quick moment, he sees the way all of the laughter has gone from Jon's face and he's back to looking so shy and unsure and anxious. Spencer isn't sure what he wants to do more -- groan and bang his head on the tree, keep kissing Jon and make him see that it can be good, or weep. He is sure that he couldn't stand it if he hurt Jon, though, or did anything that would chase the laughter and happiness away for good.
So he blows all his frustration out in a small sigh and presses his mouth softly to Jon's forehead and steps back.
"Please tell me we've got enough of these blasted holly boughs?" He stoops to scoop up the branches he'd dropped when he'd got caught up in the kiss and shook the snow off them. "If I've got to stay out here much longer my feet are going to freeze off, and I'm pretty sure I'll need them if you expect me to climb ladders to help you hang the things."
:P
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Jon blinks at him in surprise. "I...I'm sure we have enough. Wouldn't want to damage any of your beautiful extremities." And that sounds like some kind of salacious innuendo, which makes Jon wince and knock his head back against the tree when Spencer turns his back to him.
But Spencer laughs, and the sound is a little breathless. "You find my feet beautiful, do you?" he asks, smirking at Jon over his shoulder. His cheeks are flushed pink from the cold, and his hair is damp from the clinging snowflakes. Spencer looks tousled and boyish, and his smile is...god. A part of Jon is relieved Spencer does not smile like that often, or he would have no doubt made a fool of himself much earlier. Spencer likes to portray himself with a cynical boredom, but Jon is beginning to learn that it's mostly an act; little, simple things make Spencer laugh, and he really is quite witty.
Jon takes a deep breath, ignoring his rapidly pounding heart. "I'm merely stating that I don't want to be held responsible for ruining your holiday. A lack of feet would certainly do that, I believe." He busies himself with gathering the rest of the holly branches, so he doesn't look over to see the way Spencer smiles at him.
"I don't think it's possible for you to ruin my holiday, Jon," Spencer replies softly, and there's a shyness in his words that Jon doesn't understand at all.
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you're writing it, right? :D
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I am already writing a historical romance with
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Besides, what's better than a bit of historical (it's regency, right? Please say right) schmoop at Christmas? ...Bandom would be all over that.
...That would be my way of saying, totally on board with that Jon/Spencer plan you are not planning. ;D
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What's it called? I work at a book store. I might have to grab a copy.
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That is perfect for Jon as the virginal whatever. *___*
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