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Ummmm, I'm pretty much going to have to have a self-imposed mini hiatus to get this exchange fic done, because I fail at everything and seem to be progressively stuck in procrastination mode. Hence, this post. For those of you who email me on a constant basis, can you send virtual kicks-in-the-ass to me over the next few days?

I was going to actually show some restraint and not listen to the leak of Folie a Deux until the actual drop date, but...ahahaha yeah, no. I have not completely gotten through the whole thing yet, but I've already cried twice and clutched at my chest about half a dozen times. Patrick. Fucking. Vaughn Stump. Marry me THIS INSTANT. I love him and this band so, so much, and this album is amazing and every other superlative you can come up with. Thumbs up, boys, thumbs way up. ♥

My favorites right now include summertea for letting me get a peek of this awesome sex slave verse her and tardis80 and softlyforgotten are playing around with. But while I now a lot of us are fans of sexslave!Ryan and/or sexslave!Brendon, why is there no sexslave!Jon? I mean, I KNOW I'm not the only one who is pro-sub!Jon. I've already written more than one story about him being really good on his knees, just saying.

In conclusion, moar sexslave!Jon.

rock & roll is dead

Me: So I think Mikey Way is the same character on Warcraft as you.
Mr. Foxx: That's nice. What class is he?
Me: Hell if I know! It's slightly disturbing to me.
Mr. Foxx: I'm more disturbed that your band guys are actually a bunch of giant nerds.
Me: Um, that's kind of the whole point.
Mr. Foxx: ......

[later]

Me: OMG, Mikey posted a picture of his Sharpei to their blog. His name is Piglet.
Mr. Foxx: ......
Me: He also has a Pug named Winston. Whom he dresses in sweaters. IT'S ADORABLE.
Mr. Foxx: ...Oh god, rock and roll is officially dead.

sexslave chatfic, because I fail

SO I FAIL AT HIATUS. Umm, instead, I babbled with Jess about Jon being given to Spencer as a sexslave in order to take his ~innocence~. IDK.

( art of seduction )