When does a train become an orgy? When it's no longer self-centered?

I bought bagels for everyone in my office and no one shows up. NO ONE. There's literally five people here today. Hence the reason I have been at work almost an hour and have yet to do any "work", LOL.

I need help. My Kinks/Cliche Challenge fic is due Monday, and I haven't started anything. I haven't written a word and I'm fretting. I can't decide what I want to do, and when an idea comes to me I keep thinking about how it's already been done before and then I get frustrated all over again. So I'm asking you, flist, to help me out. Give me plot bunnies, nudges, anything that I can take and run with. I plan to use the weekend to write (which is good, since I haven't sat down and written anything substantial in weeks), so if I can get some fodder now, maybe I can get something going. I'd prefer to stay in either the Lost or Oz fandoms, but if you have a good smutty idea for another one entirely, I'm not opposed to hearing it. ;)

My prompts are either a) Sexual Experience and/or b) Voyeurism. Have at it!