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For the record, I would read the shit out of the story where Eames someone catches Arthur doing air guitar to, like, Journey late at night in the warehouse when he thinks he's alone.

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OR MAYBE HE'S LIKE SWEETS ON BONES AND WAS SECRETLY INTO DEATH METAL AS A KID. PLEASE GET ON THIS, FANDOM.

Is there a pretend boyfriend AU yet? Because there needs to be. And because this is ME, I want it to be a high school AU where, idk, Arthur and Eames are CHILDHOOD RIVALS WHO SECRETLY ADORE EACH OTHER and there are makeovers and suddenly Eames realizes that holy shit, Arthur is hot like the sun, but there's no way he can have him? And maybe Arthur and Ariadne have a bet for who can get DATES FOR PROM and Arthur swallows his pride and tells Eames he'll do his trig homework for a month if he'll pretend to be his boyfriend for a week or so? OMG WHAT ARE THESE WORDS I'M TYPING I DO NOT EVEN KNOW. I want all the high school AUs EVER in this fandom, okay?

For now, everyone needs to read staraflur's boarding school AU of my heart. *_______*