Because you know Splinter had weed.

Will be posting fic here soon, but first, I'd like to talk about how bandom is READING MY MIND.

There's a new Q&A video up on the Northern Downpour boards with Jon and Brendon, and someone asked them who their favorite Ninja Turtles are. No joke, I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT DISCUSSING THIS VERY IMPORTANT TOPIC IN THE PAST.

Jon: I feel the Ninja Turtles are very relatable to us as a band. There's four of us and we all have our different qualities, and we kind of all come together as a team to fight crime. So my favorite Ninja Turtle I'd have to say is Michelangelo, although in the band I'd probably say I'm more like Raphael.

Brendon: I'm probably more like Michelangelo. Just cowabunga all the time.

Jon: And I don't mind a good time! I just like to get enough sleep.

If I were to write them as Ninja Turtles, THIS WOULD BE MY CASTING. WELL DONE, BOYS. Spencer is the perfect Donatello, btw.

SOMEONE WRITE IN ASKING THEIR FAVORITE CARE BEAR COUSIN AND I CAN DIE HAPPY.

Fic: Everything's Magic (2/2)

( part two )

Fic: Everything's Magic (1/2)

Everything's Magic
[Jon/Spencer | 15600 words | NC-17]

The day after Jon Walker turned nine years old, his father married another woman.

Holiday exchange fic written for my darling belle_bing, who inadvertently told me some months ago that Ever After was her favorite movie. This is very loosely based on it, but the general Cinderella story is still intact.

Thank yous go out to sweetrecovery and adellyna for making this story so much better, to arsenicjade for talking me into the porny epilogue (which she all but wrote for me), and to siryn99 for being my personal cheerleader.

( only if you believe )