im in ur hct textn ur big scrn

Why has no one written the fic where the boys are bored back stage on HCT and start leaving texts for the big screen, like "SCREAM 4 BDENZ ASS" and "JWALK IZ HAWT"? And they do this for hours? And eventually they start texting actual conversations, like "last night was awesome" and "thx ur mom was awesome", or whatever, until Zack takes their phones away?

I AM VASTLY ENTERTAINED BY THIS. SOMEONE SHOULD GET ON IT, THERE'S NO WAY THIS CANNOT, IN SOME WAY, BE CANON.