If someone gets paid to make this shit up, I want to be them.

If you got a new cat or dog tomorrow, what would you name it?

Jon: Tax evasion.
Spencer: Taxidermy.

What is each guy's most embarrassing moment on stage?

Brendon: I was stripped naked on the second tour we ever did by Fall Out Boy and their crew. It got down to the wire but my modesty was spared. I guess we were being hazed; it was an act of assholery.
Spencer: I guess it was because we were on tour and swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness.
Ryan: I don't know. I feel I keep it pretty real on stage.
Brendon: Print that.

And of course...

Where do you see yourselves, personally and musically, in five to ten years?

Brendon: In five years, I see myself doing a five-to-10 stretch; in ten years I see myself clean, married, and out.
All: Out?
Brendon: Oh, oh no; I mean married to my husband of course. No, I mean out of jail, on parole.
Ryan: A citizen again.

Moar here.

*handshandshands*

In other news, I had an anxiety attack today when I thought about going to the m&g in Chicago. /o\