If someone gets paid to make this shit up, I want to be them.

[foxxcub]

If you got a new cat or dog tomorrow, what would you name it?

Jon: Tax evasion.
Spencer: Taxidermy.

What is each guy's most embarrassing moment on stage?

Brendon: I was stripped naked on the second tour we ever did by Fall Out Boy and their crew. It got down to the wire but my modesty was spared. I guess we were being hazed; it was an act of assholery.
Spencer: I guess it was because we were on tour and swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness.
Ryan: I don't know. I feel I keep it pretty real on stage.
Brendon: Print that.

And of course...

Where do you see yourselves, personally and musically, in five to ten years?

Brendon: In five years, I see myself doing a five-to-10 stretch; in ten years I see myself clean, married, and out.
All: Out?
Brendon: Oh, oh no; I mean married to my husband of course. No, I mean out of jail, on parole.
Ryan: A citizen again.

Moar here.

*handshandshands*

In other news, I had an anxiety attack today when I thought about going to the m&g in Chicago. /o\

Comments

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

I kinda want to print all of these ridiculous interviews out, have a sit down with the boys and ask "What the hell were you on?"

Did you get an email notifying you about the Meet and Greet? My name is on the list on the Northern Downpour site, but I never got an email from anyone.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I haven't gotten an email, no. 'Course...then it would REALLY make it real, which would lead to more hysterical laughter from me.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

They didn't tell jenepherre and I until a week before the show. They seem kinda disorganized :D Make sure you call the venue to double check the time.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

RYAN'S KEPT IT REAL, OKAY? ♥________♥

I know a lot of people on my flist were reallllly worried about their M&Gs, but everyone seems to have had a fabulous time, no matter how nervous or weirded out they were beforehand. It's the Panic charm or something, IDK.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

HE'S FOR REALZ, YO.

Oh god, I almost can't read recaps of m&gs on my flist. I AM WAY TOO INVESTED IN THIS, UGH.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

Oh is THAT what's going on in that picture? Boys being stupid assholes. Makes me oddly happy!

BRENDON IS TRYING TO COME OUT, YOU ASSHOLES, STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM. Ahahahaha, oh my god, I laughed so hard people in the other room were like, "What? WHAT????"

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I literally read that and went, "...wait, what? WHAT? BRENDON OMG."

[siryn99.livejournal.com]

GOD. THEY ARE SUCH SMART ASSES.

AND THAT MAKES ME LOVE THEM MORE, I THINK.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

YES, YES THEY ARE. ♥

(Also, HI I'VE MISSED YOU.)

[imntsaying.livejournal.com]

STILL LAUGHING, OVER HERE. Just for the record.

Oh, Brendon.


HI BB.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

HE LOVES US, HE REALLY, REALLY LOVES US.

HIIIII. ♥

[brandixcyanide.livejournal.com]

seriously? best band q&a EVER. but it wsa one of those things i should have read at work, as i had to fake a coughing fit so i wouldn't fall out of my chair laughing. its ok. the newsdesk editors allready think i'm strange.

that artcile? is an example of why they are my favorite. so much love.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

They are my favorites everrrrr. ♥

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

oh good lord. that article is pure. gold.

or maybe something more sinister. i'm not sure. but wow.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

100% MADE OF WIN GOLD.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

i gotta say, i'm pretty close to changing my lj name from "IT'S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT I'M GOING TO BUY!" to "i keep it pretty real on stage."

ryan ross *chinhands*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Either that, or "clean, married, and out".

[siren-mage.livejournal.com]

I dunno man, of all the hilarious and wonderful things of wonderment to come out of this Q&A, SpencerSmith saying the words "swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness" may just have made my life.

I cannot believe these boys are real some days. UGH.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, RIGHT?? SPENCER FUCKING SMITH, DUDE. *draws sparkly hearts*

[sparklyfabulous]

oh god, it seriously is the best interview in history.

(i somehow missed the "swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness" line until i read the comment above this and yeah, it pretty much makes my life too.)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

That, on top of the Brendon ~outing, was my all-time favorite. \o/

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I'm seriously considering adding "sea of sexual retardeness" as an interest.

[annon-of-rhi.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. That is the funniest interview with them I've read in ages. I am *serious* when I say this: I will not at all be surprised when Brendon comes out. It's just a matter of time. *waits*

Don't panic! You'll be fine, you'll be dandy, it'll all go great. (What are you actually worried about regarding the M&G?)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

He STILL doesn't get when he says something that's going to make fandom go biserk. Oh Bden, ILU BB. ♥

(It's...hard to explain? The short version is that I am TERRIFIED of making a fool of myself in front of them and/or them doing something dumb/embarrassing in front of me. ;__;)

[ex-zarah5186.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god. *snorts*

I know this question gets asked a lot, but I'm still new enough to Bandom to exclaim, again and again, how can they be real?

Because. Seriously, guys.

Ughtheirstupidpreciousfaces.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter how long you've been in bandom, you will ALWAYS ask that question!!

[strongplacebo.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't let me do more than five years, but in five years time we can do another one. Looking forward to your wedding, Bden, bb!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

*lols forever*

Seriously, I am laughing so loud co-workers are starting to ask questions.

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

omgggggggggg brendon.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE NO WORDS SOMETIMES.

[lalalakriz.livejournal.com]

Where do you see yourselves, personally and musically, in five to ten years?
Brendon: In five years, I see myself doing a five-to-10 stretch; in ten years I see myself clean, married, and out.
All: Out?
Brendon: Oh, oh no; I mean married to my husband of course. No, I mean out of jail, on parole.
Ryan: A citizen again.
*totally-cracks-up-and-falls-to-the-floor* I always knew it, Brendon. But thanks for confirmation anyways. *continues-to-laughing*