In honor of the Strikethrough debacle...

I really think "shut up and blow me" should be present in some form or another in every smut fic. It fits PERFECTLY within all my favorite pairings. Observe:

Jack/Sawyer:

"We can't do this, I can't do this," Jack gasps.
"Shut up and blow me," Sawyer growls.


John/Rodney

"We, we so can't be doing this, god, I can't--" Rodney gasps.
"Shut up and blow me," John smirks.


Beecher/Keller

"I'm not doing this, not here, Jesus fucking Christ," Beecher gasps.
"Shut the fuck up and blow me," Keller purrs.


IT IS UNIVERSAL, SERIOUSLY. I'm pretty sure it works for the SPN boys, but I don't know their voices. >.>

ETA: Um, case in point: All he can say is baby it's good to me by domitanfic (Lorne/Parrish, dominant!Parrish, as;fkdfskd;f; LOVE)