Oy.

*reads flist*

Me [yelling to Mr. Foxx in the kitchen]: They found a seven legged hermaphrodite deer dead in Wisconsin!

Mr. Foxx: Must've been a hate crime.


BA-DUM CHING. Thank you, he'll be here all week.

Tonight's SVU ("Burned")

I want all the women on this show to LEAVE ELLIOT THE FUCK ALONE KTHX. OMG. *stabs out eyes*

Can we please make him gay now? Please?