Stabler FTW, like always. :D

SVU wins at the universe tonight, people. Seriously. OMG SO MUCH LOVE. Words cannot describe the evil joy I feel right toward Mariska fangirls everywhere. Gah, Olivia is SUCH a bitch, I wish she actually had caught Beck and Stabler making out. What is this "I came back to say I'm not coming back" horseshit? Even Cragen was looking at her with disdain.

But on the plus side, Stabler called a perp his "bitch". While wearing sexy jeans. AND HE OFFERED TO SHOW BECK HIS TATS. It just doesn't get any better than that.

I want a smitten!Stabler of my own, kthx. *rewrites wishlist*

And to give you all an idea of how I'm feeling health-wise right now, go back and listen to Meloni's voice in the jail cell there near the end. That's about how I sound at this point. :P