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God help me, Mr. Foxx is joining Mensa.

Things I have heard from him in the last twenty-four hours:

- "I'm too old for a D&D dork club, I need a grown-up dork club. Full of other dorks who appreciate my brilliance."

- "I'm one point off from being able to join the club that doesn't let the stupid people from the club that doesn't let the stupid Mensa people in!"

WHAT IS MY LIFE.

haz you seen mah kitteh?

I am patiently waiting for a Jon Walker Twitter, Universe. JSY. I think it will be called TwitterJon, or TheJonTwit, or DylanCloverMarDad. I'm also waiting to prove to everyone that Jon and Mikey Way are secret Twitter soulmates. Tell me this isn't something Jon would post. Only his would be about ancient Egypt and cat gods.

80% pet photos, as liketheroad said. And an RSS feed to Cute Overload. Look me in the eyes and tell me Jon doesn't visit there at LEAST three times a week. Seriously.

Two more things:

1) You all FAIL MISERABLY for not informing me about Mark Fucking Hoppus collaborating with Panic. I go away for two days and come to see that these dreams of a skater punk album are BECOMING REALITY. Bless Ryan's stupid, stupid face for getting to pee himself over working with his idol inspiration.

2) Did you know it takes three MONTHS to heal properly from a gun shot wound? This is problematic when planning makeout scenes. Stupid science.