I've just had enough sugar to kill a five-year-old.

Bandom-related Merch 101:

The good: Empires air freshner
The bad: Clan Bug (SIXTY-FIVE BUCKS, PETE, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? ;__;)

I am feeling very emo lately over the state of my RL friends and the fact that I'm just...floating around by myself without any real sense of connection at the moment. Um. Thus, a gratuitous, insta-gratification meme!

In comments, tell me: What's your favorite story that I've written, and why?

Also, why is porn so hard to write lately? It's like I'm writing the same three phrases over and over again. Also, is it sad that I am this close to telling my co-worker that her birthday is the same day as Ryan Ross'? I wonder if they have black forest chocolate cake in New Zealand...

Here, stare at Pete's band for awhile.

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