Okay, a little backstory: I work in a college admissions office. We have students who are in charge of giving tours and talking to perspective students. The following co-worker is in charge of said students and has been developing a "quiz" to help them get to know the staff.
Co-worker: ...and your question is 'Which staff member really loves alternative rock music?' [leans in and whispers] They'll never guess it's you, it's hilarious. I don't know what I think you should listen to, but alternative rock is not it.
Me: ...
Why yes, I DO listen to my bandom playlist at work, but I didn't actually think people paid attention.
Co-worker: ...and your question is 'Which staff member really loves alternative rock music?' [leans in and whispers] They'll never guess it's you, it's hilarious. I don't know what I think you should listen to, but alternative rock is not it.
Me: ...
Why yes, I DO listen to my bandom playlist at work, but I didn't actually think people paid attention.