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[me on the phone to my mother]

Me: So I'm going to be in town the first week of February for a concert.
Mom: Oh, that sounds like fun! What concert?
Me: Cobra Starship.
Mom: Coma?
Me: ...Cobra.
Mom: Cola?
Me: COBRA. Like the snake?
Mom: ...
Me: *sigh* Never mind.
Mom: ...Have fun?

IDEK why I bother. I should've just said Barry Manilow or something.

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OH HAI, GO READ THIS PLZ.

Last Christmas. A Seasonal Drama in 24 Parts by maleyka.

P!aTD Christmas fic. Sweet, funny, sharp, just...YES. A WORLD OF YES. ♥__♥