[co-worker breaks the coffee mug I loaned her]
Co-worker: OMG, I'm so sorry. I'll buy you a new one.
Me: No, it's okay, really.
Co-worker: I'm so so sorry.
Favorite gay co-worker: OMG WAIT YAY I know what to buy you in San Francisco now!
Me: No, you don't have to--
Favorite gay: It'll have drag queens on it!
Me: OKAY YES PLZ.
This day? Much better.
Co-worker: OMG, I'm so sorry. I'll buy you a new one.
Me: No, it's okay, really.
Co-worker: I'm so so sorry.
Favorite gay co-worker: OMG WAIT YAY I know what to buy you in San Francisco now!
Me: No, you don't have to--
Favorite gay: It'll have drag queens on it!
Me: OKAY YES PLZ.
This day? Much better.