slash for the fashion conscious

EVERYONE--go out and find the newest issue of GQ magazine. Yes, it's got Heath on the cover, which is reason enough (you can see his FRECKLES OMGSOCUTE), but the main reason?

The Dolce and Gabbana ad.

Oh. My heavens. I don't know if these two are responsible for their new ad campaign, but whoever is charge, I love them lots. As soon as Justin can be torn away from World of Warcraft for five minutes (which isn't anytime soon), I'm scanning it so you all can see.

Basically, it's slash porn. For real. On the left page, a guy is unzipping his white dress pants with his back to another guy who is sitting and looking off to the side while adjusting his tie. On the other page, a COMPLETELY NAKED GUY is stretched out before two other men, who are intensely gazing upon his man goodies (which aren't actually shown, but are so there, like duh). One of the men has a pair of sunglasses in his hand, and there are flood lights in the background to idicate that it's a photoshoot. Best part? The naked dude's head is back, his eyes are closed, his hands are low on his chest and his mouth is slightly parted.

Um. Plus, the whole magazine smells like Polo Black.

*DED*

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(from halfdutch)

Top 10 ways to tell you're reading a story by foxxcub:

10. There's talking during sex.
9. It's almost NEVER gen. Ever.
8. There's hardly any speaker tags.
7. There's hardly any pronouns, especially in the slash.
6. Lots of stream of consciousness thought during sex, usually just prior to climax.
5. Vague metaphors that usually tend to stay that way.
4. It takes ten paragraphs to finally figure out which character POV it is.
3. There is angst and lots of it.
2. If it's RPF, Dom is 99.9% guaranteed to be involved.
1. Someone is always nipping at someone's bottom lip.

and

-- What are your favorite fics of mine and why?
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