I mean *SOCIAL* intercourse, of course!

CASANOVA NNNNNGUH SO GOOD

After being all emo and emotionally damaged from last week, I loved getting to be happy and giddy for once. And I'm such a schmuck; I really am completely in love with Heath, to the point that the second he comes on screen I'm making these embarrassing little squeaker noises. He is SEX in this, literally; the guy just knows how to do the sexual leer liek whoa. I'm obsessed with his lips, dgsglfdfkwslefm....

It's funny as hell, too, very much Shakespeare In Love, one of my all-time favorite movies. Lots of mistaken identities (a la Much Ado About Nothing, another huge fav of mine) and bawdy sexual innuendo. Heath gets a blow job from a chick under a table, I mean C'MON. Powdered wigs and sweat and Heath, mmmmm. And Heath + black cape = OTP. I'll take two, please.

And no, Heath kissing various and sundry women is nowhere of the hotness of Heath/Jake, but what do you want from me? *GROPES HETERO HEATH*