foxxcub | Penguin!Patrick

This all started because

shleemeri made a post about how the REAL reason FOB's going to Antarctica is because Patrick was once a penguin and wanted to go back home.

foxxcub (10:51:04 PM): PATRICK WAS A PENGUIN WHO REALLY WANTED TO MAKE MUSIC

foxxcub (10:51:13 PM): BUT HE COULDN'T IN ANTARCTICA

foxxcub (10:51:26 PM): SO HE MADE A WISH

foxxcub (10:51:30 PM): AND BECAME A REAL BOY

foxxcub (10:51:39 PM): AND HOPPED A BOAT TO AMERICA

foxxcub (10:52:05 PM): AND HE EVENTUALLY WANDERED INTO A BORDERS

foxxcub (10:52:10 PM): AND FOUND THE MUSIC SECTION

foxxcub (10:52:13 PM): AND LOVED IT

foxxcub (10:52:20 PM): SO HE HUNG OUT THERE EVERY DAY

foxxcub (10:52:24 PM): AND THEN HE MET JOE

foxxcub (10:52:35 PM): JOE WAS AWESOME FOR A HUMAN

adellyna (10:52:44 PM): UGH

adellyna (10:52:46 PM): THAT'S ADORABLE

adellyna (10:52:48 PM): I WANT IT

foxxcub (10:53:01 PM): AND JOE WAS LIKE "HEY, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND PETE"

foxxcub (10:53:14 PM): AND PATRICK WAS EXCITED, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MEET MORE PEOPLE LIKE JOE

foxxcub (10:53:35 PM): SO HE MEETS PETE, AND IS ALL "HI, I LOVE MUSIC AND LOVE SINGING"

foxxcub (10:53:49 PM): AND SINGS SOMETHING, AND HE'S PRETTY GOOD FOR A HUMAN, HE THINKS

foxxcub (10:54:12 PM): HE HOPES HE SOUNDS OKAY, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO IMPRESS PETE

adellyna (10:55:17 PM): OH GOD

adellyna (10:55:20 PM): PLEASE TO WRITE THIS

foxxcub (10:55:28 PM): AHAHA

foxxcub (10:55:35 PM): IF I WROTE MY CHEM AND PANIC AS LAB PUPPIES

foxxcub (10:55:40 PM): I CAN WRITE PATRICK AS A PENGUIN

adellyna (10:55:44 PM): YES

adellyna (10:55:46 PM): YES YOU CAN

foxxcub (10:55:47 PM): OR USED TO BE A PENGUIN

foxxcub (10:55:58 PM): UGH

foxxcub (10:55:59 PM): RIDIC

adellyna (10:56:03 PM): DOOOO IT

adellyna (10:56:04 PM): I LOOOVE IT

foxxcub (10:56:23 PM): AHAHA AND THE MORE TIME PATRICK SPENDS WITH PETE, HE REALLY REALLY STARTS TO LIKE HIM

foxxcub (10:56:33 PM): BUT THEN PETE'S LIKE "HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL?"

adellyna (10:56:51 PM): ahahahhaaha

foxxcub (10:56:58 PM): AND PATRICK MAKES UP A STORY ABOUT GOING TO SOME OBSCURE PRIVATE SCHOOL NO ONE'S HEARD OF

foxxcub (10:57:03 PM): BUT HE HATES LYING

foxxcub (10:57:18 PM): AND HE MISSES HIS FAMILY IN ANTARCTICA

foxxcub (10:57:35 PM): BUT...PETE. AND THEY'RE FORMING A BAND, WHICH IS SO, SO AWESOME

adellyna (10:57:47 PM): *FLAILS*

adellyna (10:57:49 PM): I NEED THIS

adellyna (10:57:52 PM): I NEED IT LIKE BURNING

foxxcub (10:57:57 PM): BUT HE'S SO AFRAID PETE'S GONNA FIND OUT HE'S REALLY A PENGUIN

foxxcub (10:58:07 PM): AND NOT LIKE HIM ANYMORE. OR WANT HIM TO BE THEIR SINGER

adellyna (10:58:34 PM): UUUUUGH

adellyna (10:58:34 PM): NO

adellyna (10:58:40 PM): PETE WOULD CLEARLY BE DELIGHTED

foxxcub (10:59:02 PM): ONE DAY, THEY'RE HANGING OUT AT PETE'S FRIEND'S HOUSE, WHICH HAS THIS BIG POOL

foxxcub (10:59:07 PM): AND PATRICK'S LIKE "!!!!!"

foxxcub (10:59:18 PM): AND IS JUST LIKE, DIVING IN AND OUT OF THE WATER

foxxcub (10:59:22 PM): BEAMING

foxxcub (10:59:26 PM): UGH, HE'S MISSED THIS

adellyna (11:00:19 PM): UGH

adellyna (11:00:20 PM): UUUUGH

adellyna (11:00:23 PM): MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART

adellyna (11:00:25 PM): ALEEEEEEEEESHA

foxxcub (11:00:39 PM): *BEAMS*

foxxcub (11:00:49 PM): MANDI

foxxcub (11:00:54 PM): HE WANTS TO KISS PETE

foxxcub (11:01:02 PM): BUT HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THESE FEELINGS

foxxcub (11:01:12 PM): HE'S NEVER FELT THIS WAY. HE DOESN'T KNOW IF IT'S NORMAL

adellyna (11:01:15 PM): <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

adellyna (11:01:18 PM): IT IS

adellyna (11:01:20 PM): IT IS, PATRICK

adellyna (11:01:23 PM): WE ALL WANT TO KISS PETE

foxxcub (11:01:48 PM): DO HUMANS ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THIS? DO THEY FIND SOMEONE AND JUST WANT TO LATCH ONTO THEM FOREVER?

foxxcub (11:03:39 PM): AND THEN EVENTUALLY PETE SAYS HE REALLY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF PATRICK WHEN HE WAS SMALL

foxxcub (11:03:43 PM): AND PATRICK FREAKS OUT

adellyna (11:03:47 PM): OH NO

adellyna (11:03:49 PM): PAAAAAAATRICK

adellyna (11:03:53 PM): STEAL SOME FROM OTHER PEOPLE

foxxcub (11:03:54 PM): AND SORT OF STUTTERS

foxxcub (11:04:22 PM): AND ENDS UP GOOGLING A BUNCH OF PICTURES AND PRINTING THEM OFF ON PHOTO PAPER

adellyna (11:04:33 PM): <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333

foxxcub (11:04:35 PM): AND THEN, LIKE A WEEK LATER

adellyna (11:04:37 PM): PAAAAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

foxxcub (11:04:45 PM): HE AND PETE END UP WATCHING MARCH OF THE PENGUINS

foxxcub (11:04:52 PM): AND PATRICK CAN'T STOP ROLLING HIS EYES

foxxcub (11:05:01 PM): PETE THINKS HE JUST THINKS IT'S SAPPY AND GIRLY

adellyna (11:05:03 PM): AHAHAHA OH GOD

foxxcub (11:05:03 PM): BUT IN REALITY

foxxcub (11:05:10 PM): PATRICK THINKS IT'S SO UNTRUE

foxxcub (11:05:21 PM): HE KNOWS SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN IT

foxxcub (11:05:27 PM): THEY SAID IT WAS REALLY ANNOYING

foxxcub (11:05:40 PM): THEY ONLY USED HALF THE FOOTAGE

adellyna (11:06:07 PM): *dies*

adellyna (11:06:09 PM): *DIES FOREVER*

foxxcub (11:06:43 PM): HE CAN'T HELP BUT SAY SOMETHING LIKE "YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL CRAP, RIGHT? PENGUINS AREN'T LIKE THAT." AND THEN IMMEDIATELY BITES HIS TONGUE AND BLUSHES.

adellyna (11:08:09 PM): *FLAILS*

adellyna (11:08:13 PM): *MUCHLY FLAILING*

adellyna (11:08:14 PM): AND PETE?

foxxcub (11:08:38 PM): PETE LAUGHS AND SAYS "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A PENGUIN EXPERT"

foxxcub (11:08:53 PM): AND PATRICK SORT OF MUMBLES "THEY'RE REALLY GREAT, I LIKE THEM"

foxxcub (11:09:10 PM): PETE THINKS THAT'S ADORABLE AND SNUGGLES HIM

adellyna (11:12:20 PM): UGH

adellyna (11:12:22 PM): UGH THAT'S SO PRECIOUS

adellyna (11:12:26 PM): I TOO WOULD SNUGGLE HIM

adellyna (11:12:27 PM): HE'S SO WEE

foxxcub (11:12:33 PM): RIGHT??

foxxcub (11:12:36 PM): PENGUIN PATRICK

adellyna (11:12:46 PM): FAVORITE

I...will probably write this out properly. Because I love Mandi way, way too much.

ETA: Now featuring seal!Brendon shenanigans. *hands*

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