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This all started because

shleemeri made a post about how the REAL reason FOB's going to Antarctica is because Patrick was once a penguin and wanted to go back home.

foxxcub (10:51:04 PM): PATRICK WAS A PENGUIN WHO REALLY WANTED TO MAKE MUSIC

foxxcub (10:51:13 PM): BUT HE COULDN'T IN ANTARCTICA

foxxcub (10:51:26 PM): SO HE MADE A WISH

foxxcub (10:51:30 PM): AND BECAME A REAL BOY

foxxcub (10:51:39 PM): AND HOPPED A BOAT TO AMERICA

foxxcub (10:52:05 PM): AND HE EVENTUALLY WANDERED INTO A BORDERS

foxxcub (10:52:10 PM): AND FOUND THE MUSIC SECTION

foxxcub (10:52:13 PM): AND LOVED IT

foxxcub (10:52:20 PM): SO HE HUNG OUT THERE EVERY DAY

foxxcub (10:52:24 PM): AND THEN HE MET JOE

foxxcub (10:52:35 PM): JOE WAS AWESOME FOR A HUMAN

adellyna (10:52:44 PM): UGH

adellyna (10:52:46 PM): THAT'S ADORABLE

adellyna (10:52:48 PM): I WANT IT

foxxcub (10:53:01 PM): AND JOE WAS LIKE "HEY, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND PETE"

foxxcub (10:53:14 PM): AND PATRICK WAS EXCITED, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MEET MORE PEOPLE LIKE JOE

foxxcub (10:53:35 PM): SO HE MEETS PETE, AND IS ALL "HI, I LOVE MUSIC AND LOVE SINGING"

foxxcub (10:53:49 PM): AND SINGS SOMETHING, AND HE'S PRETTY GOOD FOR A HUMAN, HE THINKS

foxxcub (10:54:12 PM): HE HOPES HE SOUNDS OKAY, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO IMPRESS PETE

adellyna (10:55:17 PM): OH GOD

adellyna (10:55:20 PM): PLEASE TO WRITE THIS

foxxcub (10:55:28 PM): AHAHA

foxxcub (10:55:35 PM): IF I WROTE MY CHEM AND PANIC AS LAB PUPPIES

foxxcub (10:55:40 PM): I CAN WRITE PATRICK AS A PENGUIN

adellyna (10:55:44 PM): YES

adellyna (10:55:46 PM): YES YOU CAN

foxxcub (10:55:47 PM): OR USED TO BE A PENGUIN

foxxcub (10:55:58 PM): UGH

foxxcub (10:55:59 PM): RIDIC

adellyna (10:56:03 PM): DOOOO IT

adellyna (10:56:04 PM): I LOOOVE IT

foxxcub (10:56:23 PM): AHAHA AND THE MORE TIME PATRICK SPENDS WITH PETE, HE REALLY REALLY STARTS TO LIKE HIM

foxxcub (10:56:33 PM): BUT THEN PETE'S LIKE "HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL?"

adellyna (10:56:51 PM): ahahahhaaha

foxxcub (10:56:58 PM): AND PATRICK MAKES UP A STORY ABOUT GOING TO SOME OBSCURE PRIVATE SCHOOL NO ONE'S HEARD OF

foxxcub (10:57:03 PM): BUT HE HATES LYING

foxxcub (10:57:18 PM): AND HE MISSES HIS FAMILY IN ANTARCTICA

foxxcub (10:57:35 PM): BUT...PETE. AND THEY'RE FORMING A BAND, WHICH IS SO, SO AWESOME

adellyna (10:57:47 PM): *FLAILS*

adellyna (10:57:49 PM): I NEED THIS

adellyna (10:57:52 PM): I NEED IT LIKE BURNING

foxxcub (10:57:57 PM): BUT HE'S SO AFRAID PETE'S GONNA FIND OUT HE'S REALLY A PENGUIN

foxxcub (10:58:07 PM): AND NOT LIKE HIM ANYMORE. OR WANT HIM TO BE THEIR SINGER

adellyna (10:58:34 PM): UUUUUGH

adellyna (10:58:34 PM): NO

adellyna (10:58:40 PM): PETE WOULD CLEARLY BE DELIGHTED

foxxcub (10:59:02 PM): ONE DAY, THEY'RE HANGING OUT AT PETE'S FRIEND'S HOUSE, WHICH HAS THIS BIG POOL

foxxcub (10:59:07 PM): AND PATRICK'S LIKE "!!!!!"

foxxcub (10:59:18 PM): AND IS JUST LIKE, DIVING IN AND OUT OF THE WATER

foxxcub (10:59:22 PM): BEAMING

foxxcub (10:59:26 PM): UGH, HE'S MISSED THIS

adellyna (11:00:19 PM): UGH

adellyna (11:00:20 PM): UUUUGH

adellyna (11:00:23 PM): MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART

adellyna (11:00:25 PM): ALEEEEEEEEESHA

foxxcub (11:00:39 PM): *BEAMS*

foxxcub (11:00:49 PM): MANDI

foxxcub (11:00:54 PM): HE WANTS TO KISS PETE

foxxcub (11:01:02 PM): BUT HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THESE FEELINGS

foxxcub (11:01:12 PM): HE'S NEVER FELT THIS WAY. HE DOESN'T KNOW IF IT'S NORMAL

adellyna (11:01:15 PM): <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

adellyna (11:01:18 PM): IT IS

adellyna (11:01:20 PM): IT IS, PATRICK

adellyna (11:01:23 PM): WE ALL WANT TO KISS PETE

foxxcub (11:01:48 PM): DO HUMANS ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THIS? DO THEY FIND SOMEONE AND JUST WANT TO LATCH ONTO THEM FOREVER?

foxxcub (11:03:39 PM): AND THEN EVENTUALLY PETE SAYS HE REALLY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF PATRICK WHEN HE WAS SMALL

foxxcub (11:03:43 PM): AND PATRICK FREAKS OUT

adellyna (11:03:47 PM): OH NO

adellyna (11:03:49 PM): PAAAAAAATRICK

adellyna (11:03:53 PM): STEAL SOME FROM OTHER PEOPLE

foxxcub (11:03:54 PM): AND SORT OF STUTTERS

foxxcub (11:04:22 PM): AND ENDS UP GOOGLING A BUNCH OF PICTURES AND PRINTING THEM OFF ON PHOTO PAPER

adellyna (11:04:33 PM): <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333

foxxcub (11:04:35 PM): AND THEN, LIKE A WEEK LATER

adellyna (11:04:37 PM): PAAAAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

foxxcub (11:04:45 PM): HE AND PETE END UP WATCHING MARCH OF THE PENGUINS

foxxcub (11:04:52 PM): AND PATRICK CAN'T STOP ROLLING HIS EYES

foxxcub (11:05:01 PM): PETE THINKS HE JUST THINKS IT'S SAPPY AND GIRLY

adellyna (11:05:03 PM): AHAHAHA OH GOD

foxxcub (11:05:03 PM): BUT IN REALITY

foxxcub (11:05:10 PM): PATRICK THINKS IT'S SO UNTRUE

foxxcub (11:05:21 PM): HE KNOWS SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN IT

foxxcub (11:05:27 PM): THEY SAID IT WAS REALLY ANNOYING

foxxcub (11:05:40 PM): THEY ONLY USED HALF THE FOOTAGE

adellyna (11:06:07 PM): *dies*

adellyna (11:06:09 PM): *DIES FOREVER*

foxxcub (11:06:43 PM): HE CAN'T HELP BUT SAY SOMETHING LIKE "YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL CRAP, RIGHT? PENGUINS AREN'T LIKE THAT." AND THEN IMMEDIATELY BITES HIS TONGUE AND BLUSHES.

adellyna (11:08:09 PM): *FLAILS*

adellyna (11:08:13 PM): *MUCHLY FLAILING*

adellyna (11:08:14 PM): AND PETE?

foxxcub (11:08:38 PM): PETE LAUGHS AND SAYS "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A PENGUIN EXPERT"

foxxcub (11:08:53 PM): AND PATRICK SORT OF MUMBLES "THEY'RE REALLY GREAT, I LIKE THEM"

foxxcub (11:09:10 PM): PETE THINKS THAT'S ADORABLE AND SNUGGLES HIM

adellyna (11:12:20 PM): UGH

adellyna (11:12:22 PM): UGH THAT'S SO PRECIOUS

adellyna (11:12:26 PM): I TOO WOULD SNUGGLE HIM

adellyna (11:12:27 PM): HE'S SO WEE

foxxcub (11:12:33 PM): RIGHT??

foxxcub (11:12:36 PM): PENGUIN PATRICK

adellyna (11:12:46 PM): FAVORITE

I...will probably write this out properly. Because I love Mandi way, way too much.

ETA: Now featuring seal!Brendon shenanigans. *hands*

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. TOTALLY YES. YES, IT WILL BE AMAZING. PATRICK AS A PENGUIN! YOU WILL HAVE TO WRITE THE WHOLE THING IN CAPSLOCK TO CAPTURE THE AMOUNT OF *GLEE*

MY LOVE OF PENGUIN!PATRICK CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN CAPS.

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adellyna.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 04:26 (UTC) - Expand

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foxxcub.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 04:34 (UTC) - Expand

OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS SO HARD.

YOUR ICON! <333

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electricmayhem.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 04:41 (UTC) - Expand

No seriously, I may have just died from GLEE.

\o/

PENGUINS. My brain, oh god. I have no excuses, NONE. AND I THOUGHT THE LAB PUPPIES WERE RIDICULOUS.

Edited 2008-03-26 04:34 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I CANNOT TEXTUALLY RENDER MY JOY AT THIS.

THE CAPSLOCKING ADDS SOMETHING, Y/Y?

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carleton97.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 04:35 (UTC) - Expand

PENGUINS AND PATRICKS. TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER. EVER AND EVER AND EVER. OMG. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE WRITE THIS!!!!

I WILL. MANDI IS MAKING PUPPY EYES AT ME, I MUST. PLUS, PENGUINS. AND PATRICK.

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xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 05:10 (UTC) - Expand

I LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR ONE NIGHT AND YOU ARE WRITING PATRICK-AS-A-PENGUIN.

I LOVE YOUR BRAIN.

YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. *hands*

SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE I WANT ITTTTTT

ALSO I THINK PENGUINS MATE FOR LIFE? SO OMG PETE IS PATRICK'S MATE FOR LIFE

OH GOD I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. *___*

OMG. PLEASE?

SHIT, I HAVE NO PATRICK ICON. HAVE THIS ONE.

LOL awwwwwwww <3333

WRIIIIIITE ITTTT!!!!!!! YOU TWO ARE AWESOME!

I AM IN THE PROCESS.

BEST EVER.

I THINK BRENDON USED TO BE A SEAL.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER IF SEALS LIVE IN THE NORTH OR SOUTH POLE.

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http://users.livejournal.com/_typingmonkey_/ - 2008-03-26 16:49 (UTC) - Expand

YYYYYYYYYY OH MY GOD IT'S SO TRUE.

IT'S OKAY PATRICK, IT'S NOT WRONG TO LOVE PETE!!

I NEED PENGUIN FIC LIKE NOW.

THE MERE THOUGHT OF IT HAS EATEN MY BRAIN.

Please. Oh Please make Patrick a sweet Little penguin boy..oh pretty please...I'll love you even more than I already do.

Aahahaha, I am totally writing this!

That would be perfect. Penguins are my most favorite animals, and Patrick is my most favorite singer in a band. So, it like.. matchs.

IT'S RIDICULOUS, BUT AMAZING.

YOU. ARE. ADORABLE.

AND I WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!

*BEAMS*

Ahahahahaha, OMG, YES! I am making clappy hands at the prospect of getting to read it! It will be amaaaaaazing!

ONE TIME PETE CATCHES HIM WALKING IN THE SNOW BAREFOOT WITH THIS WISTFUL SMILE ON HIS FACE.

I AM CLUTCHING MY FACE IN GLEEEEEEE, OMG!

\o/ \o/ \o/

I HAD TO WRAP MY HANDS OVER MY MOUTH TO KEEP FROM SQUEALING AS I READ THIS AT WORK. OH GOD, I NEED THIS LIKE A NEEDY THING. PENGUIN!PATRICK! WHY HAS IT NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE?

YOU AND MANDI ARE THE *BEST EVER*.

I HAVE NO IDEA, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FITTING IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. <333

I APPRECIATE THE CONTEXT AND DEPTH YOU'VE GIVEN THIS CONCEPT, BUT I WILL WITHHOLD CRACK COPYRIGHT UNLESS YOU AT LEAST TRY TO INTEGRATE THE PENGUIN STAGE!STANCE.

I FULLY PLAN TO INCLUDE FOOT STOMPING AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE, I WOULD NOT BETRAY YOUR ORIGINAL VISION.

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gobsmackit.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 23:16 (UTC) - Expand

YEEEEEESSSSS, I, TOO, NEED THIS LIKE BURNING OMG.

I LOOOOOOOVE HIM.

Ahahaha! AWESOME! Penguins! Patrick AS A PENGUIN!!!!! Amazing!

RIGHT? PRETTY AWESOME/RIDICULOUS.

UGH, THEY ONLY USED HALF THE FOOTAGE. YESSSSSSSS.

PATRICK'S REALLY GLAD THEY FILMED AFTER HE'D LEFT, HE HATES WATCHING HIMSELF ON TV.

THIS IS A WONDERFUL GIFT THAT NEEDS TO BE GIVEN TO THE WORLD!!!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH FLAIL IN MY BODY TO DESCRIBE MY JOY!

I AM WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW. \o/

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solemnly-swear1.livejournal.com - 2008-03-26 18:59 (UTC) - Expand

I bet Pete got all anxious at the scene in March of the Penguins where the babies were away from the flock and there was an EVIL ALBATROSS lurking. Ahem. Not that I yelled at the screen, "Back to the group! Back! Safety in numbers!" or anything.

Also, Pete must have brainstormed with Andy and Joe to come up with a good excuse for the Antarctica trip.

"Guys, Patrick is homesick! Oh yeah, he's really a penguin."

"Pete, I thought you weren't mixing your pharmaceuticals anymore? Joe, what did you give him?"

"No guys! I'm serious!"

Joe protests: "I didn't give him anything. And why do you blame me? Pete's always been this insane."

*head thwap* "Focus! We need a reason to go to Antarctica."