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(Updating from earlier, because I fail sometimes. ♥)

So apparently Ryan used to horde his fan gifts, and right now

jocondite and I are discussing the validity of Teddy Bear Sockpuppet Theater, wherein Brendon and Jon steal Ryan's teddy bears and make sockpuppets and put on inappropriate plays with them. Sometimes Spencer does the voices and MAKES GROWLY NOISES, and Jon has names for all them and knows how they're related (the stuffed rabbit is the stuffed Dalmatians step-brother from a previous marriage, etc.) and which instruments they play.

Much like this:

...which has always been my Panic self-portrait, anyway. :D

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BUT THE BRACELET, RACHEL. THE BRACELET.

RYAN MADE IT FOR JON SO JON WEARS IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S KIND OF BIG AND SILLY. IT'S BETTER THAN A ROSEVEST.

IT'S KIND OF BULKY AND KNOCKS INTO HIS BASS A LOT, BUT RYAN PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO IT, SO. ACTUALLY, IT MAKES JON FEEL VAGUELY PUNK-LIKE, WHICH IS COOL.

PLUS HE'S BEEN JEALOUS EVER SINCE BRENDON AND RYAN MADE THOSE ONES WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM AT THE SLUMBER PARTY AT PETE'S HOUSE.

IT'S NOT JON'S FAULT HE GOT SICK THAT NIGHT AND MISSED OUT ON ARTS AND CRAFTS.

RYAN MADE THAT REALLY KEEN HAT AND HE REFUSES TO SHARE! JON IS ALL >:( *POUTS* AND THEN RYAN MAKES HIM A COOL STUDDED LEATHER BRACELET TO SHOW THAT HE ~STILL LOVES JON TOO~.

HE WEARS IT NEXT TO THE RUBBER BAND SPENCER GAVE HIM WHEN HE SAID HE WAS MAD THAT RYAN AND BRENDON GOT TO MAKE BRACELETS. IT'S GOT "S-P-E-N-C-E-R" WRITTEN IN SLOPPY SHARPIE ON IT. SPENCER MEANT IT AS A JOKE, ONLY NOT.

Edited 2008-08-28 00:46 (UTC)

BRENDON LIKES TO JOKE THAT THEY ARE ALL WEARING "PROMISE BRACELETS" EXCEPT HE IS TOTALLY NOT JOKING AND HE LAUGHS TO HARD AND ALL AWKWARDLY WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS HIM ABOUT IT.

JON BEAMS AND SAYS, "I HAVE TWO, DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO GET MARRIED TWICE?" AND SPENCER CHOKES ON HIS DR. PEPPER.

BRENDON IS SO HAPPY THAT JON ASKED! "WE ARE *ALL* GETTING MARRIED, JON, WE ARE *ALL* WEARING BRACELETS!" AND THEN RYAN GOES, "YOU GOT THE MORMON STARTED ON POLYGAMY, JON, YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR THAT," AND JON'S LIKE "I HAVE TO BUY ALL THE SNACKS FOR THE BUS, I KNOW," AND SPENCER IS LIKE "...UM. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WE ARE ALL *NOT* GETTING MARRIED?" AND THEN BRENDON LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT CRY.

JON IGNORES SPENCER AND TELLS BRENDON HE CAN PLAN A SMALL CEREMONY AND THEY CAN STOP IN FIJI ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM NEW ZEALAND, AND SPENCER'S LIKE, "NO, SERIOUSLY. NO ONE IS GETTING MARRIED." BUT BRENDON IS REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE RYAN TALKS ABOUT WANTING TO STAY IN ONE OF THOSE GRASS HUT THINGS ON THE WATER, AND WOULDN'T SPENCER REALLY LIKE THAT, TOO?

Gay marriage is legal in New Zealand. *threadjumps, beaming angelically*

!!!!

BUT FIJI HAS GRASS HUTS. *hands*

Fiji doesn't have gay marriage. :( Maybe they can get legally married in NZ, then have a ~four-way commitment ceremony and honeymoon in Fiji?

YES, OKAY, I CAN HANDLE THAT. (BOO, FIJI.)

"IS NO ONE LISTENING? WE AREN'T GETTING MARRIED!" BUT IT'S TOO LATE, BECAUSE BRENDON SAYS, "RYAN, YOU SHOULD DESIGN THE INVITATIONS!" AND RYAN'S EYES GET ALL CRAZY STARING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND HE MUTTERS, "FLOATING FLOCKS OF CANDLESWANS...WEARING *HATS*!" AND SPENCER SAYS "JON WALKER, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NORMAL ONE!" BUT JON AND BRENDON ARE HAVING A VERY EXCITING DISCUSSION ABOUT WEDDING FLIP FLOPS AND SPENCER KNOWS IT'S PRETTY MUCH TOO LATE.

WEDDING FLIP FLOPS OH. MY. GOD.

BRENDON TRIES TO MAKE ZACK DO ONE OF THOSE INTERNET FORMS THAT MAKES YOU AN ORDAINED MINISTER, BUT ZACK WILL HAVE NONE OF IT, SO THEY GET ERICK TO DO IT INSTEAD.

BRENDON CALLS SHANE! AND HE'S LIKE "WE ARE GETTING MARRIED, COME FLY OUT AND TAKE PICTURES!" AND SHANE CALLS SPENCER AND GOES "....UM. WHAT?" AND SPENCER'S LIKE "I DON'T KNOW, OKAY, BUT APPARENTLY WE ARE HAVING A FOUR WAY CMOMITTMENT CEREMONY AND WE ARE GOING TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS AND HATS AND SILLY VESTS AND ERICK IS GETTING ORDAINED ON THE INTERNET AND BRENDON JUST TALKED ZACK INTO BEING THE RING BEARER. OH MY GOD PLEASE FLY OUT AND MAKE BRENDON TAKE A NAP BEFORE HE MAKES US ALL GET WEDDING TATTOOS, OKAY?"

BRENDON HEARS SPENCER AND YELLS, "OH MY FUCK, WEDDING TATTOOS! SPENCER SMITH, YOU ARE A GENIUS, FOR REAL!!"

"I AM CATCHING A PLANE TONIGHT," SHANE SAYS QUICKLY, AND HANGS UP.

BEST THREAD EVER.

i concur!!!

RYAN AND BRENDON DISCUSS HOW THEY WILL GET GIIIIIIANT TATTOOS THAT MAKE A PICTURE WHEN ALL FOUR OF THEM STAND TOGETHER TO EXPRESS HOW THEY SHARE A SOUL, AND JON AND SPENCER ARE LIKE, "QUICK, ZACK, HELP US DISTRACT THEM WITH HATS!" AND RYAN SAYS "OOOH, WEDDING HATS!" AND IS DISTRACTED BY THE IDEA OF ALL THE DIFFERENT FEATHERS HE CAN PUT ON THEM.

(brb dying foreverrrrrrr)

JON IS KIND OF BUMMED THAT HE CAN'T HAVE DYLAN OR CLOVER BE RING BEARERS, LIKE PETE DID WITH HEMMY, SO BRENDON GOES OUT AND BUYS TWO STUFFED LIFE-SIZED COUGARS, BECAUSE ALL THE LITTLE STUFFED CATS HE SAW WERE REALLY LAME AND THEIR MARRIAGE DESERVES ONLY THE BEST. ZACK'S ALL "...WTF, WHY AM I CARRYING TO HUGE FUCKING COUGARS DOWN THE AISLE?" AND BRENDON'S LIKE, "IF YOU LOVE JON WALKER AT ALL, YOU WILL DO THIS."

(Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha, oh my god.)

ZACK'S LIKE, "DIDN'T I AGREE TO BRING YOUR STUPID RINGS DOWN THE STUPID AISLE ON A STUPID ROSE-COVERED PILLOW WHILE WEARING A HAT COVERED IN ROSES? I THINK I DID. NOW WHAT'S UP WITH THE COUGARS?" AND BRENDON JUST SMILES AND SAYS, "THE COUGARS WILL HELP YOU! AND IF ANYONE GIVES YOU TROUBLE, THEY CAN EAT THEM!" ZACK GOES "...YOU KNOW THEY AREN'T REAL, RIGHT?" AND RYAN PUTS HIS HANDS OVER BRENDON'S EARS AND GOES "SHHH! ZACK!"

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