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(Updating from earlier, because I fail sometimes. ♥)

So apparently Ryan used to horde his fan gifts, and right now

jocondite and I are discussing the validity of Teddy Bear Sockpuppet Theater, wherein Brendon and Jon steal Ryan's teddy bears and make sockpuppets and put on inappropriate plays with them. Sometimes Spencer does the voices and MAKES GROWLY NOISES, and Jon has names for all them and knows how they're related (the stuffed rabbit is the stuffed Dalmatians step-brother from a previous marriage, etc.) and which instruments they play.

Much like this:

...which has always been my Panic self-portrait, anyway. :D

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IDK, I can only see that as a Panic picture if, like, Brendon has snuck back onto the drums and broken Spencer's drumstick, and Spencer is pretending to be the lead singer with awesome glasses. Otherwise that bear looks too cool, and that rabbit looks too worried.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM THINKING SO HARD ABOUT THIS.

Jon would give them the most ridiculous and precious names (this is the guy who called his kitten Clover!) while Brendon would be all about the ridiculous and call them things that hurt Ryan's soul.

I love the idea of Jon knowing the stuffed animal genealogy.

LOL LOL YOU RAISE VALID POINTS. BUT I DO THINK THE DOG IS VERY RYAN ROSS-ESQUE, Y/Y? EXCEPT FOR THE STUDDED BRACELET.

....EXCEPT, NO, IT REALLY IS PERFECT.

WAIT, I THOUGHT THE DOG WAS JON BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO MELLOW, AND THE BITCHY RABBIT WAS RYAN, ISN'T THAT SELF-EVIDENT?

JON'S NAMES ARE RAINBOW AND FLOWER AND HENDRIX. BRENDON NAMES RYAN'S FAVORITE RYDEN.

One time at some diner in Texas, Jon drew a family tree on a placemat! Ryan hung on the ceiling on his bunk.

BUT THE BRACELET, RACHEL. THE BRACELET.

RYAN MADE IT FOR JON SO JON WEARS IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S KIND OF BIG AND SILLY. IT'S BETTER THAN A ROSEVEST.

Zack's just like, no. NO MORE STUFF IN THE BUNKS. STOP HELPING HIM CACHE THE STUFFED ANIMALS while Jon gives him his most patented Sad Look and is all 'Look, you can't put Buttercup out on the street, she has thirteen tiny teddy children. Can you be responsible for that, Zack?' while Brendon is making a ridiculous pink bunny snarl out death orders in a robotic monotone.

IT'S KIND OF BULKY AND KNOCKS INTO HIS BASS A LOT, BUT RYAN PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO IT, SO. ACTUALLY, IT MAKES JON FEEL VAGUELY PUNK-LIKE, WHICH IS COOL.

PLUS HE'S BEEN JEALOUS EVER SINCE BRENDON AND RYAN MADE THOSE ONES WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM AT THE SLUMBER PARTY AT PETE'S HOUSE.

"And half of those children came from foster care. You will shatter the home they've built, Zack."

"KILL ALL CANINES, GARRRRRRGH!!!!!"

IT'S NOT JON'S FAULT HE GOT SICK THAT NIGHT AND MISSED OUT ON ARTS AND CRAFTS.

RYAN MADE THAT REALLY KEEN HAT AND HE REFUSES TO SHARE! JON IS ALL >:( *POUTS* AND THEN RYAN MAKES HIM A COOL STUDDED LEATHER BRACELET TO SHOW THAT HE ~STILL LOVES JON TOO~.

HE WEARS IT NEXT TO THE RUBBER BAND SPENCER GAVE HIM WHEN HE SAID HE WAS MAD THAT RYAN AND BRENDON GOT TO MAKE BRACELETS. IT'S GOT "S-P-E-N-C-E-R" WRITTEN IN SLOPPY SHARPIE ON IT. SPENCER MEANT IT AS A JOKE, ONLY NOT.

Edited 2008-08-28 00:46 (UTC)

BRENDON LIKES TO JOKE THAT THEY ARE ALL WEARING "PROMISE BRACELETS" EXCEPT HE IS TOTALLY NOT JOKING AND HE LAUGHS TO HARD AND ALL AWKWARDLY WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS HIM ABOUT IT.

JON BEAMS AND SAYS, "I HAVE TWO, DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO GET MARRIED TWICE?" AND SPENCER CHOKES ON HIS DR. PEPPER.

BRENDON IS SO HAPPY THAT JON ASKED! "WE ARE *ALL* GETTING MARRIED, JON, WE ARE *ALL* WEARING BRACELETS!" AND THEN RYAN GOES, "YOU GOT THE MORMON STARTED ON POLYGAMY, JON, YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR THAT," AND JON'S LIKE "I HAVE TO BUY ALL THE SNACKS FOR THE BUS, I KNOW," AND SPENCER IS LIKE "...UM. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WE ARE ALL *NOT* GETTING MARRIED?" AND THEN BRENDON LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT CRY.

I adore this entire post :)

Is Ryan the disgruntled rabbit?

JON IGNORES SPENCER AND TELLS BRENDON HE CAN PLAN A SMALL CEREMONY AND THEY CAN STOP IN FIJI ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM NEW ZEALAND, AND SPENCER'S LIKE, "NO, SERIOUSLY. NO ONE IS GETTING MARRIED." BUT BRENDON IS REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE RYAN TALKS ABOUT WANTING TO STAY IN ONE OF THOSE GRASS HUT THINGS ON THE WATER, AND WOULDN'T SPENCER REALLY LIKE THAT, TOO?

OH JON. I LOVE YOUR FACE. Zack's just massaging his temples and looking pained, while Brendon starts making the pink bunny hump Spencer's shoulder, even as it's still making death threats.

Ryan's just all 'STOP DEFILING MY FAN GIFTS. THEY ARE PRICELESS SYMBOLS OF THE LOVE OF FANS HAVE FOR US.'

Gay marriage is legal in New Zealand. *threadjumps, beaming angelically*

"IS NO ONE LISTENING? WE AREN'T GETTING MARRIED!" BUT IT'S TOO LATE, BECAUSE BRENDON SAYS, "RYAN, YOU SHOULD DESIGN THE INVITATIONS!" AND RYAN'S EYES GET ALL CRAZY STARING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND HE MUTTERS, "FLOATING FLOCKS OF CANDLESWANS...WEARING *HATS*!" AND SPENCER SAYS "JON WALKER, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NORMAL ONE!" BUT JON AND BRENDON ARE HAVING A VERY EXCITING DISCUSSION ABOUT WEDDING FLIP FLOPS AND SPENCER KNOWS IT'S PRETTY MUCH TOO LATE.

Brendon throws the bunny into Ryan's crotch and yells, "SICK, ROSS IS A FUCKING FURRY!" Jon starts talking about how Cotton the Blue Bunny beat an addiction to crack and a life as a prostitute to turn her life around for the better.

Edited 2008-08-28 00:58 (UTC)

UGH HOW IS THAT THE CUTEST PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN?
I want to print it out and frame it.

!!!!

BUT FIJI HAS GRASS HUTS. *hands*

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