There's a good reason these fanfics are locked, honey.

[foxxcub]

God, sorry for all the spam, s;kdkad;fd.

I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I'm a bit of a hypocrite. While I was completely fine with Patrick's "I read the fanfic" comment a few months back and thought it was kind of hilarious, evidently I cannot take nearly the same thing being said by Brendon and Ryan. This is most likely due to the fact that, um, I haven't really written a lot of porn starring Patrick and I wouldn't cringe and curl into a horrified ball of woe if he ever happened upon this journal.

Okay, on the one hand it's hysterical the way Brendon embarrasses Ryan so badly, oh my goodness. He doesn't even think twice! On the other hand, um. I can't help the way my palms break into a sweat at the mere THOUGHT of simple Google searches.

Yes yes, this isn't anything new, and while I DO like to entertain myself with wonderful scenarios involving Brendon reading pornfiction out loud to Ryan via his Sidekick, I also tend to think when it comes to this fandom, ignorance is fucking bliss.

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[sweetrecovery.livejournal.com]

Imagining them reading the fic makes me uncomfortable FOR THEM. I almost wish they didn't know it existed. I'd be weirded out if I were in their position and had people writing fic about me. I'd be flattered, but still weirded out.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It's virtually impossible to think they couldn't know anything about it existing, not when Ryan was a little camwhore on LJ. DAMN YOUR INTERNET-SAVVY WAYS, RYAN ROSS.