Flight of the Conchords fusion awesomeness

[foxxcub]

So, there's this clip from Flight of the Conchords where Jemaine sings a song to Bret called "Bret You Got It Goin On":

And shleemeri says to me that it would be awesome if one of the Panic boys serenaded someone with it, which lead to me saying "OMG BRENDON TO SPENCER, YES," which then produced, um, not-fic? Or something.

Spencer, You Got It Goin On (not-fic)
[Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]

I apologize to the FofTC guys. I mean no disrespect.

For shleemeri and fmith




So Spencer's having a bad day. He's just not feeling anything. And Jon tries to cuddle with him at one point, which leads to Spencer shoving him off and grumbling about needing to be alone. Jon, at a loss, goes to Brendon and tells him what's going on, and suddenly Brendon's face LIGHTS UP because he has THE BEST IDEA EVER OMG. He grabs his guitar and Jon's arm and goes back into the living room, where Spencer's curled up on the couch watching the History Channel or something (Ryan is in the arm chair next to the couch; he is impervious to Spencer's emoness).

Brendon: Would it be gay if I sang you a song, Spencer Smith?

Spencer: Um. Are you doing that Flight of the Conchords thing? 'Cause no, that's dumb.

Brendon: HUSH, I AM GOING TO SERENADE YOU, AND JEMAINE IS QUITE AWESOME.

Brendon: For starters, your beard is good.

Spencer: ...

Jon: It's almost better than mine.

Brendon: Almost.

Then he starts in singing "Spencer, you got it going on," and Jon's sitting next to him, nodding and looking completely earnest and Jon-like. Ryan just sits there and nods in that old man way of his.

Brendon: "Just because I get more women than you--"

Spencer: Dude, what, I have a fucking girlfriend and you do not.

Jon: Sssshhhh, Spencer Song time.

Brendon: "Sure you're weird and kinda shy--"

Spencer: I'M THE WEIRD ONE?

Brendon: "Spencer, you got it goin on, not in a gay way, but just in a hey you look good way--"

Spencer: Just good? WTF, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHEER ME UP.

Brendon: "Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable, cause you're bumpable--"

Jon: Dude, yes, totally. *nods emphatically*

Brendon: "Spencer you got it going on, not that it means that I want to bump you--"

Spencer: You don't?

Brendon: (YES, BUT SHHH, SINGING.) *continues* "We'd be goin crazy if one of us was born a lady--"

Ryan: *SNORTS*

Brendon: "One time when we were touring and I was really lonely and we were sharing that twin hotel room, I put a wig on you when you were sleeping and I just laid there and spooned you--"

Spencer: ...Wait, what?

Jon: WHAT.

Ryan: *SCRINCHY GRIN*

Brendon: So, I hope that cheered you up, Spencer Smith-who-is-quite-humpable.

Jon: *makes sexy face at Spencer*

Spencer: *bites lip and blushes*

Brendon: *looks from Spencer to Jon* WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM NOW.

Ryan: *is smug*

Jon: Ummm... *crawls onto couch with Spencer, lays on top of him, laces their fingers together*

Brendon: Goddamnit, JON WALKER, YOU SUCK.

Ryan: *continues to be smug*

Spencer: *sighs and digs his hands into Jon's hair as Jon gives him a large, rather dirty open-mouthed kiss*

Brendon: *pouts*

Ryan: *clears throat*

Brendon: Ryan Ross, are you trying to tell me I have it goin on?

Ryan: *rolls eyes*

...*then nods*

Brendon: *glee* *hops into arm chair with Ryan and nuzzles his cheek*

Brendon: Would it be gay if I said I wanted to bump you right now?

Ryan: Possibly.

Spencer: *sighs Jon's name*

Jon: *is smug and half naked*

Brendon: Soooooooo, can I just be gay for the moment and make out with you?

Ryan: You're in my lap.

Brendon: *kisses Ryan as Ryan grins*

Spencer: *whispers to Jon* So I'm pretty hot, huh?

Jon: Shut up, I'm being gay. *kisses Spencer hard*

Spencer: *sighs happily, wraps arms around Jon's neck*


THE END