foxxcub: (corgi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
aleesha ([personal profile] foxxcub) wrote2013-01-07 01:18 pm

PARASITES

Okay, look. I don't usually look back on past popular fandoms and think, "MAN, I missed out," but the one exception to all that is LOTR/LOTRiPs fandom, because damn, that was some CRAZY SHIT that I would have eaten up with a spoon. But I came back into fandom about a year or two too late and missed all the fun. I sigh wistfully when I read about all the epic wank.

So, needless to say, I consider my fall into all things The Hobbit to be my way of reliving LOTR fandom vicariously, even if we don't have that level of gay going on with this cast.

...OR DO WE?




I MEAN, LOOK AT AIDAN'S CHARMED LITTLE FAAAAAAAAACE, YOU GUYS. ;_________;

BASICALLY THIS ENTIRE INTERVIEW SENDS ME FLYING INTO THE SUN:



ALSO? Sir Ian is not helping.



Also, I have somehow made nearly 3,000 words of Frat AU that I'm collaborating with [livejournal.com profile] radioaches on. I'm writing Kili/Fili and Thorin/Bilbo, and she's doing Legolas/Gimli and Merry/Pippin. The dwarves are frat bros and there are parties and formals and shenanigans and omgggggg what even is my life anymore.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lolapalooza/ 2013-01-07 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
N O P E. No matter how much I miss lotrips, I super don't have the time/emotional capacity to deal with another fandom right now so I'mma need you to stop.

(MILLI OR VANILLI!!! SHUT. UUUP.)

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I WOULD STOP IF I COULD, BELIEVE ME. I have been back at work for a week now, and I have literally accomplished NOTHING.

[identity profile] nausicaa83.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A Frat AU with Thorin/Bilbo AND Legolas/Gimli?!

That's it. I'm going to do nothing from now on except sit here and wait for it. You have my sword, my bow, my heart and soul, just so you know.

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LEGOLAS AND GIMLI ARE FUCK BUDDIES-TURNED-BOYFRIENDS. :DDDDDD

[identity profile] nausicaa83.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT. *__________*

[identity profile] godofwine.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So lotrips was what got me into fandom and livejournal, and I look back, and nope, still nothing gayer. Not even Smallville was gayer and Smallville was plenty gay.

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sob I wish I could've been here for that. :(((

[identity profile] hypertwink.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Adorable, every last one of them. Now, I'm just waiting for the fic that's being bandied about... =)

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yessssssss. *____*

[identity profile] sparks-for-sale.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so unreasonably excited about everything in this post.

Your AU sounds like the movie of my dreams, where we watch our beloved characters do nothing but drink and smoke and fuck and cause trouble (like a super extended-version of the movies, then). And Gandalf is their dealer y/y?

[identity profile] sparks-for-sale.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, I totally forgot to add: cheers for the recs post a few days back! I wasn't ready to brave tumblr and hadn't thought to look for a kink meme. Note to self, there's ALWAYS a kink meme.

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
My pleasure! I usually wade through a lot of crap on Tumblr to find some of those. /o\

[identity profile] johanirae.livejournal.com 2013-01-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this damn cast ROFL.

(PS: woo, do you know what interview the last gif was referring too, and, er, who was too busy sleeping with each other (beyond, EVERYBODY XD))

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I think they were talking about sleeping with their horses like Viggo did??

[identity profile] deepsix.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I kind of can't wait for the DVD to come out because I anticipate 12392403 hours of footage and blathering about DWARF CAMP. I would loooove to revisit all my dormant lotrips feelings.

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS ABOUT DWARF CAMP, OKAY. THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM.

[identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
FRAT AU IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING? \o/

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
YEP.


“So, you’re having a party here?” Bilbo asked as he rummaged through a notebook just to have something to occupy his hands.

Thorin frowned at him. “We had Initiation last night, didn’t you know?”

Bilbo rolled his eyes. “Right, yes, I have all Delta Sig events marked on my calendar.”

“I’m just saying, we kind of made a big deal out of it.”

“Delta Sigs make a big deal out of everything. I’ve learned to tune you out.” He wasn’t sure what to make of Thorin looking genuinely hurt that Bilbo hadn’t kept track of what was apparently a Very Important fraternity event. He also wasn’t sure why it made him feel like an asshole. “Anyway, I’m hardly the person to keep track of stuff like that. I’m the last to know when there’s a party at Erebor.”

That somehow made Thorin’s expression darken. “I tell you.”

“Sometimes,” Bilbo shrugged. “That’s not--I’m not accusing you of anything, okay, stop acting like--”

“You should come tonight,” Thorin said in a weirdly quiet voice as he turned back to his computer.

Bilbo was used to non sequiturs with Thorin, but this was different. For one thing, it sounded like Thorin was asking him to come to his frat party exclusively. Like a date. “Uh...I should?” he asked eloquently.

Thorin didn’t reply. He’d opened a new file on his desktop and began printing what Bilbo assumed was his paper. “I wouldn’t have had you come over on a Friday, but this thing’s due in an hour.” He grabbed the handful of papers from his printer and thrust them at Bilbo without meeting his eyes. “I’m better off having you take a look at it.”

Meanwhile, Bilbo’s brain was still stuck on
you should come tonight. He huffed out a breath, said, “Sure, no problem,” as he dug out a red pen and took his usual seat on the floor by Thorin’s bed. He cracked his knuckles, mentally forcing himself into writing proctor mode.
Edited 2013-01-08 02:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Thorin is the most ruggedly charming of all concussed ducks.

[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Bless him, he thinks he's being too obvious.

[identity profile] healingmachine.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
I AM SHIPPING THIS ENTIRE POST SORRY <3333

[identity profile] healingmachine.livejournal.com 2013-01-09 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
UNF. They are just breaking my ovaries. I love it xD
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[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2013-01-08 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's probably second to Harry Potter??

[identity profile] hsuyen.livejournal.com 2013-01-09 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM SO ON BOARD WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS FANDOM AND THIS POST AND OMG THORIN, WILL SOMEBODY JUST GIVE HIM A HUG PLEASE

not thinking about movie #3 during which I will fangirl until about 6/7 in when I will remember The Event That Shall Not Be Named And Is Second In Pain Only To Coulson's Time Off From Avenger Babysitter To Visit His Cellist

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as always Ian McKellen is FABULOUS, I vote him president of something.