so tired of being tired

[foxxcub]

I wish I could articulate how epically made of fail my dad's estate is. Safe to say my dad was not a financial genius, and had a habit of hooking up with crazy women who talked him into doing dumb things. UUUUGH. If I get out of this unscathed, best case scenario is that I'll own rental property that will give me nice tax breaks and some side income. Worst case? I end up owing money and dealing with probate lawyers for many, many months.

ANYWAY. I am apparently going to babble about my boarding school AU 'verse for a while, since I can't shut up about it to fitofpique or lyo. Sorry, you guys. /o\ I might start posting a bunch of little epilogue fics here eventually. Or I might just need the excuse to post some porn.

I also did that writing analyzer meme with a snippet of the boarding school AU, and it told me I write like ACD. LOLING FOREVER. Then I used a snippet from my dragonrider AU, and it told me I write like Dan Brown. ;__________;

In other news, I NEED TO STOP BUYING CARDIGANS, WTF.

Comments

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I just had a moment where I pictured Stephen King writing Cab fic, lololololol. //o\\

THEY HAVE TO HAVE DESPERATE I-MISSED-YOU-SO-FUCKING-MUCH SEX, OKAY.

[annon-of-rhi.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA Oh dear half of them would be horribly MURDERED oh god /o\

YES PLEASE. I ALSO MAYBE WANT BB!HOLMES AND BB!WATSON FIRST TIME SEX TOO, I DO BELIEVE YOU LEFT THAT SCENE OUT.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

YES, YES THEY WOULD. POOR BBS. And then Singer would be possessed by something, idek.

UM UM. Honestly, they don't actually have SEX sex as bbs. Only handjobs/blowjobs. Which is why Holmes is all ;__; when he learns that Watson had sex with men in his regiment, because deep down, he subconsciously waited for Watson this whole time. ;_______;

[annon-of-rhi.livejournal.com]

I don't want to think about it, it is too distressing! I do not do horror! /o\

YOU WOULD DENY ME FUMBLING AWKWARD FIRST TIME SEX? ;_; But no, I understand. Oh, Sherlock! He waited? Aleesha you do yearning angst SO WELL.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY, IT WAS A HARD CHOICE TO MAKE, TRUST ME. I had this whole thing where Watson figured out that cricket bat oil could be used as lube, etc. etc., BUT I HAVE THIS THING ABOUT BBS AND ANAL SEX, I just don't think it would be very good for them. :( So yeah, they didn't end up ~doing it.