after four years, i finally make him his own tag

[foxxcub]

I told Mr. Foxx I was going to post this last night and forgot. But anyway:

Mr. Foxx: So my parents are taking a cruise on the Panama Canal in a couple of weeks.
Me: ...WTF, why?!
Mr. Foxx: It's the Panama Canal! That's pretty cool!
Me: What is there to even see down there?
Mr. Foxx: Um, Panama! And a canal!

This also lead to a long debate over where in the world we'd like to take a vacation, which mostly made us realize that the ONLY place on the globe we can agree about going to visit is, like, New Zealand. I should mention there's a very good possibility we're going to Hawaii this summer for our five year wedding anniversary (since we got married there, it's only fitting!). This means no FOB shows for me, but let's be honest--in my book, Hawaii > FOB, even though I love them dearly.

Love potion fic is possibly the HARDEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. Why so much angst involved in writing porn?! I'm maybe thinking too hard about it, idk, I just need to get them to orgasms and then realize they actually ARE in love with each other, and then sweaty snuggling, the end. EASIER SAID THAN DONE. And it's like, whenever I can't think of something for them to do, I make Brendon talk dirty. This is evidently my default position for writing GSF.

And then annon_of_rhi went and posted this amaaaaaazing story idea where Spencer's this rich kid in NYC and Jon is his chauffeur to help pay for college, and there's all this PINING and MISUNDERSTANDINGS, and Jon doesn't think Spencer could want a broke photography student from Chicago who drives him home from school everyday, and there's Brendon, who is Spencer's friend from school whom Jon is convinced is Spencer's boyfriend, and UGH UGH UGH I WANT 4356056844 WORDS OF THIS STORY IMMEDIATELY. This is consuming my brain at the moment, because there is absolutely not enough Jon/Spencer where there is painful, awkward pining.

Comments

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

1) I KIND OF WANT TO MAKE THIS MY BIG BANG, BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS, CRIS??

2) I'm going to be in Chicago in April! Who all is going to Hawaii?

3) He's a giant dork, and I think he enjoys having notoriety in this journal too much.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

1) I don't know how you work. Do you outline the whole thing clearly or just write? Because if you can see yourself producing 20,000 words (is that the length requirement?) or Dragon!fic, then go for it. Just take some time to think about which one you can develop more.

Either way, you can write both of them. One will be put on the back burner for a bit.

1A) It will never not make me happy that you call me Cris.

2) NO! Darn it. Um....me? Blanca? And a certain writer of epic kid!fic? *hides*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I could bang out this chauffeur!Jon fic in no time. Like, I could see myself writing it in a week or two. And big bangs aren't due until April, sooooooo...

STFU YOU ARE NOT. *cries* And you're all going to visit Erin, aren't you? Ugh, I hate you all.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

Well then, I think you have your answer. ♥

Yes...sorry. /o\ We'll send you videos or something. You know what's ALWAYS there? New York.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I think I do! \o/

SIIIIIIIGH that's okay. Maybe this fall I'll talk my way into making a weekend NYC trip...

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

I'm awesome at being a figure outer person for other people.

*nods*

YOU BETTER.