Secret love babies at Space Camp (part 115 of ??)

[foxxcub]

There seems to be a bad!fic theme on my flist these past few days, LOL. I'm just one of those people that can't read bad!fic for fun, unless it's MST3K'd, a la svu_mst and the like, or when blondiusmaximus reenacts them for me (because really, there's nothing better than having Blayne do her impersonations of Frank being fucked by a squid *___*).

Why all this bleakness and violence and unending angst, Panic fic writers? I can maybe understand death and destruction in MCR fic (although really, Gerard gleefaces over HAMSTERS FOR CHRISTMAS, why would he chop Mikey's body up into a million little pieces and then go sit in the rain naked and, like, draw a picture about it?), but can you really write Jon as a horrible bigoted high school bully who punches people when he wears slippers to m&gs? I mean, I realize this face just SCREAMS evil thoughts and a violence shimmer beneath the surface, but does it really need to be in fic? How can you look at these retarded faces and think, "Gee, I suddenly have a BURNING DESIRE to write fic where they're all drug addicted losers living in a halfway house, and Hobo has doggie AIDS!"

harriet_vane and I have been writing back and forth on a story where Ryan and Spencer decide to rob a small town bank because Spencer's sisters are being held for ransom and they don't know how else to get five million dollars, and Brendon's the poor assistant manager who doesn't have the keys to the vault, and Jon's the town's unsuspecting deputy sheriff who decides to swing by the bank to say hi to his BFF Brendon. Hostage situations occur! Ryan fires a gun that Spencer thought didn't have real bullets! Jon can't get back-up because all the rest of the cops in the area are either sick or on vacation! Somehow romantic shenanigans happen, idk.

Favorite bad!fic cliches, anyone? I'm curious! If I rule out secret mpreg, does that narrow the field too much?

Comments

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT'S PERFECT. <33

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

\o/!!

ONE NIGHT ALL THE COUNSELORS HAVE A PARTY AND MAYBE THERE'S BEER INVOLVED, AND SPENCER ENDS UP KISSING SOMEONE NOT JON AND JON SADFACES. THE NEXT DAY HE IGNORES SPENCER, WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER MUCH FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE AND IS CONFUSED.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

YES OF COURSE. And also there is a long and extended PRANK WAR, which started off okay when they hated each other, but now due to ~conflicted feelings Spencer can't decide if he should do mean pranks or nice ones. He just doesn't mean to get caught and end up hiding in a closet with Jon.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It's AWKWARD in the closet, and Jon's not saying anything, which normally wouldn't bother Spencer, but ugh, he can't stand the silence. So he finally says, "What's with you? Why are you giving me the cold shoulder?" The closet is too dark for him to see Jon's face well, and he hears Jon say carefully, "It's nothing. Just don't really have anything to say to you," and that hurts. Which...it shouldn't since it's not like they're, y'know, a thing, but. If they're friends they should still talk about this shit, right?

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

"I thought you were over that," Spencer snots, and Jon snots back, "YOU were the one who came to camp with a problem with ME," and Spencer starts to yell "YOU ALMOST DROWNED ME AS A KID," but Jon refuses to listen to that again, plus, they are going to get caught and then Urie will win the prank warn -- he ALWAYS wins the prank war -- so Jon shuts Spencer up.

By kissing him.

WHAT? IT WAS ALL HE COULD THINK OF AT THE MOMENT.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

UGH, AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME THEY'VE REALLY KISSED? BECAUSE THE OTHER TWO TIMES WEREN'T REALLY KISSING, IT WAS MORE THEIR MOUTHS SORT OF BRUSHING TOGETHER RIGHT BEFORE SOMEONE INTERRUPTED THEM. And since they're stuck in a dark, quiet closet, they can pretty much kiss all they want.

"You really suck," Spencer mumbles into Jon's mouth, and Jon mumbles back, "Stop talking," and kisses him a little deeper.