I mean, hotboxing in the library. Seriously.

[foxxcub]

Unless I've somehow missed it, I need a Breakfast Club AU in my life RIGHT NOW. How has this not been done yet? John Hughes movies were MADE for this fandom, c'mon!

I'm not even sure how I'd cast it. Maybe something along the lines of Spencer as Claire and Jon as Bender (NNGUH) and Frank as Allison and Bob as Andy? But Jon would make a good Andy, too. I keep picturing Brendon as Brian, but Brian doesn't get laid in the movie, which is kind of a sad thing.

Ooooooor Gabe could be Bender and William could be Claire? NO, WAIT, PETE AS ALLISON AND PATRICK AS ANDY, OMG.

YOU SEE HOW THE COMBINATIONS ARE ENDLESS? GET ON THIS, FANDOM, RIGHT NOW.

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[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

SALGHSADGKJLH THE ONLY THING I LOVE BETTER THAN BANDOM IS BRAT PACK MOVIES!!!!

NEXT UP, SIXTEEN CANDLES, WHERE SPENCER IS SAMANTHA BAKER AND JON IS JAKE RYAN OMG! AND RYAN IS THE BEST FRIEND WHO'S LITTLE BROTHER PAID A BUCK TO SEE SPENCER'S UNDERWEAR AT THE DANCE. AND BRENDON IS FARMER TED AND THE CAB BABIES ARE HIS RIDIC GEEK SIDEKICKS!! AND HE ENDS UP HOOKING UP WITH THE PROM QUEEN!!

AND WEIRD SCIENCE AND PRETTY IN PINK....OMG. THERE SHOULD BE A WHOLE SERIES OF THESE.

/caps lock squee

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

JON AS JAKE RYAN, OH SWEET JESUS, THAT MIGHT KILL ME. <333____<333

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT!! THE MOMENT AT THE END OF THE MOVIE WHERE SAMANTHA (SPENCER) COMES OUT OF THE CHURCH WITH THE VEIL AND EVERYONE'S KIND OF BLOWN HER OFF (AGAIN) AND THEN THAT CAR PULLS AWAY AND THERE STANDS JAKE RYAN (OMG JON WALKER) AND HE'S LEANING AGAINST HIS CAR WAITING FOR SAMANTHA/SPENCER??!! AND SPENCER'S ALL *LOOKS AROUND* ME?? AND JON'S ALL *GRIN* YEAH YOU.

OMG A;KGH;LAS I AM DYING.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I AM MAKING HEART-CLUTCHY MOVEMENTS RIGHT NOW.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA I AM PICTURING SPENCER'S FACE WHEN LONG DUCK DONG IS ALL WHAT'SA HAPPENIN HOTSTUFF?

OMG WHY IS THIS SO AMUSING TO ME?? I'M SUCH A DORK.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

IT'S OKAY, I AM ENDLESSLY AMUSED BY IT AS WELL.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

I just thought of something else....

THE GOONIES. BANDOM GOONIES.

And it works with any of them! Panic, TAI, Cobra, Cab babies....any of them!

[queen-geek.livejournal.com]

Brendon as The Donger, Y/Y/Y4EVAR?

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA See, that could be awesome, but I'm really thinking Brendon is Farmer Ted. He wakes up in the church parking lot with the prom queen/king. "Damn, ma, I got my head gear on!" Agh, so perfect.

Long Duck Dong is.... maybe Gabe?? The eager new exchange student from Uruguay?? Can't you just see doing a flying squirrel leap out of the tree onto Jon (Jake Ryan) yelling, "Oh sexy girlfrieeeeennnnddd! BONZAI!!!!" Or, oh! Telling the grandfolks, "No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!" a;dhg'algj I just flailed a little.

[queen-geek.livejournal.com]

Let me just say, this comment is what prevented me from going on a killing spree on the QEW yesterday afternoon. Whenever I especially wanted to ram into the car in front of me, I just thought about Gabe launching himself from a tree branch, and it made me feel better inside. So, yes, your way is best.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

Hehe, then I've done my good deed for the day. ;)

Yeah, Bandom Sixteen Candles is pretty much my happy place now.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

YES, YESPLEASE.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?! I WOULD HAVE TO QUIT MY JOB B/C IT WOULD CUT INTO MY READING TIME.

[monanoche.livejournal.com]

I AM THREAD HIJACKING TO SAY THAT THIS IS A COMPLETELY AWESOME IDEAAAAAA. SPENCER AS SAMANTHA BAKER. MY HEARRRT. THIS NEEDS TO BE WILLED INTO EXISTENCE.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

THREADHACK AWAY! THERE IS POWER IS NUMBERS!!