I mean, hotboxing in the library. Seriously.

[foxxcub]

Unless I've somehow missed it, I need a Breakfast Club AU in my life RIGHT NOW. How has this not been done yet? John Hughes movies were MADE for this fandom, c'mon!

I'm not even sure how I'd cast it. Maybe something along the lines of Spencer as Claire and Jon as Bender (NNGUH) and Frank as Allison and Bob as Andy? But Jon would make a good Andy, too. I keep picturing Brendon as Brian, but Brian doesn't get laid in the movie, which is kind of a sad thing.

Ooooooor Gabe could be Bender and William could be Claire? NO, WAIT, PETE AS ALLISON AND PATRICK AS ANDY, OMG.

YOU SEE HOW THE COMBINATIONS ARE ENDLESS? GET ON THIS, FANDOM, RIGHT NOW.

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[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA I AM PICTURING SPENCER'S FACE WHEN LONG DUCK DONG IS ALL WHAT'SA HAPPENIN HOTSTUFF?

OMG WHY IS THIS SO AMUSING TO ME?? I'M SUCH A DORK.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

IT'S OKAY, I AM ENDLESSLY AMUSED BY IT AS WELL.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

I just thought of something else....

THE GOONIES. BANDOM GOONIES.

And it works with any of them! Panic, TAI, Cobra, Cab babies....any of them!

[queen-geek.livejournal.com]

Brendon as The Donger, Y/Y/Y4EVAR?

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA See, that could be awesome, but I'm really thinking Brendon is Farmer Ted. He wakes up in the church parking lot with the prom queen/king. "Damn, ma, I got my head gear on!" Agh, so perfect.

Long Duck Dong is.... maybe Gabe?? The eager new exchange student from Uruguay?? Can't you just see doing a flying squirrel leap out of the tree onto Jon (Jake Ryan) yelling, "Oh sexy girlfrieeeeennnnddd! BONZAI!!!!" Or, oh! Telling the grandfolks, "No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!" a;dhg'algj I just flailed a little.

[queen-geek.livejournal.com]

Let me just say, this comment is what prevented me from going on a killing spree on the QEW yesterday afternoon. Whenever I especially wanted to ram into the car in front of me, I just thought about Gabe launching himself from a tree branch, and it made me feel better inside. So, yes, your way is best.

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

Hehe, then I've done my good deed for the day. ;)

Yeah, Bandom Sixteen Candles is pretty much my happy place now.