One of the Teletubbies is gay.

[foxxcub]

Since "Oz episode picspam" almost tied with the "favorite boyz picspam" in my poll, and because I owe luci_2 a Sister-Pete-being-seduced-by-Keller picspam, and because callmerizzo wanted something Beecher-centric...and because I'm just a big ol' whore...I give you an Oz season three picspam featuring the fun of "U.S. Male", "Cruel and Unusual Punishments", "Secret Identities", and of course, "Out o' Time". And no, I didn't cap Keller in lingerie. Sorry. :P This will most likely kill your dial-up, too.

Oh, and gratuitous caps of O'Reily for crystalkirk and hkath. :D





U.S. Male



I just want to start this off with Alvarez, because he is angsty and so very adorable.
He's also emo because he doesn't get to molest O'Reily once in this episode. Really, can you blame him?



Meanwhile, Beecher is consoling Andy and being Daddy!Beecher. This usually causes my ovaries to sort of quiver.





OH, POOR LITTLE JUNKIE BOY. You will not live to see the end of this season.
Woe, for your sole purpose is to make Toby look hot.



Now we have what I'll refer to as Bastard!Toby Smirk, which never fails to amuse me.



Beecher: "I was tempted to deep tongue him a little."
(translation: "GUESS WHAT, VERN, I AM MADE OF AWESOME, KTHX.")



Sister Pete: "I was married, you know."
Keller: "See, you never stop amazing me."



Sister Pete: OMG HE WANTS ME LIEK WHOA.



Keller: "I've got Angelique today."
(PLEASE DEAR GOD LET ME BE THIS WOMAN FOR FIVE SECONDS.)



Sister Pete angsts out because she's lost her opportunity to make a
date to sex Keller. BUT THERE'S STILL NEXT TIME.



Beecher: "I wouldn't mind a fourway with Neuter and Pecky."



O'Reily: OMGWTF
(Sorry, I just love that scene so much, LMFAO.)


Cruel and Unusual Punishments



Again, we have Alvarez, who is much happier now that he's going to manhandle O'Reily for drugs. Good times!



So many things to love about this cap, but most of all I have two words:
KELLER STOMACH. as;fdkskfskg



Ryan tells Cyril to quit staring at Keller's crotch.



This serves no purpose other than to make Kath happy. The end.



Meanwhile, Chris is still making Pete want to tear her clothes off.
IN FRONT OF JESUS. :O



Oh, God. People, HE LEERS. Even a nun cannot resist such powers.





Beecher: Let me in your Muslim book club, plz.



SAID AND BEECHER BFF!! ♥



And like BFFs do, Toby asks Kareem to be his roommate. Then they get matching
t-shirts, which really makes the other Muslims jealous.



Reason #1,367 why Beecher and Keller are totally twelve years old.



Keller proves that he's in middle school by trying to pass Toby a note:
DO YOU LIKE ME CHK THIS BOX



We should all be so lucky to get groped in a cafeteria.



Bastard!Toby smirk FTW!



*is hot and emo*


Secret Identites



Sister Pete: "Can I talk to you?"
(translation: Can I secretly make out with you?)



Keller: "Sorry about this."
(LOOOOOOOL)



Sister Pete: "You missed our last three sessions, why?"
Keller: "Ever since our last time together when you go me to open up I've
been afraid to come back, afraid to exposed anymore of myself to you."



AND SHE BUYS IT.



Keller: "I mean, you know, the reality, Sister, is that I hate myself."
Sister Pete: "All the more reason why you should've come to me."
(translation: All the more reason why you need me to sex you.)



Keller: "You're probably right."



:(



Keller: "Do you know what it's like to want somebody..."



"...to long for them..."



"...and I'm not talking about sex, just..."



"...just to touch them."



Sister Pete: "Yeah."
(translation: YES I DO.)



Keller: "'Course you do. You're a psychologist, you're a nun...but you're
a woman first..."



"...You know about desires."
(AS;KFDSFK;DSKGFKGFGKDFKDGKGD)



Sister: "I can't help you, Chris."
(translation: I can't help you because I must sex you first.)



Keller: "I know you can't. Talk to Beecher, counsel him. Convince him."
Sister Pete: "Tell him that you love him. And that he loves you."
Keller: "Mmmhmm."
Sister Pete: "And that's what this has all been about, hasn't it? The sessions,
the questions about my personal life, getting me to...care...so I can help you
reach Beecher."
(BURN. SHE IS SO PISSED.)



Keller: "Hell hath no fury, huh Sister?"
(Damn. Straight.)



He is a bastard in the name of love.



I totally equate this scene with the scene immediately following the kiss in
"Strange Bedfellows"; he's laughing, but he knows he's totally fucked up.



Keller: "Can I sit here?"
Beecher: "No."
(Reason #1,377 why Beecher and Keller are totally twelve years old.)



Beecher: "I want to talk to you."



Beecher: "Said has helped me see things a lot more clearly, Chris--"
Keller: "Chris? Chris...Chris..."
(Awhile back, rileyc pointed out that Meloni says the name three different
ways, each with a different inflection and emotion, because this is the first
time Toby's called him by his first name all season. HE IS A GENIUS.)



Beecher: "I forgive you. And I ask that you forgive me."
(It's hard to really say how awesome this whole scene is. Plus, Lee's
eyelashes look really long and pretty here.)



Keller: "I love you."
Beecher: "I love you."
(NO EMOTION ON TOBY'S END, GAH THE HURTY-NESS.)



Because there is not enough Keller-O'Reily shots in this world.



Again, gratuitous O'Reily for hkath. :D


Out o' Time



More gratuitous O'Reily.



Just moments before Adebisi steals Said's hat and runs away.



Said/Beecher BFF time!! Although Toby's about to kick him out of his pod,
but oh well.



Said'll get over it.



OMG AND KELLER SAVES BEECHER FROM VERN'S SHANK O' DOOM AND THEN TOBY'S ALL
"MOVE WITH MEEEEE" AND THEY'RE TOTALLY ROMEO AND JULIET HERE.







Keller is Juliet.



O'Reily: "Happy New Year's, little brother."



So yeah, every time I stop to watch the fact that Toby's playing with his
hair, I almost need to have alone time. Or something.

Note: The following is the famous B/K New Year's Kiss. I realize this has been
capped about a gazillion times, but I think the universe can stand one more
rendition. Granted, it's much better "live" (THUMB NUZZLING), but if a picture is
worth a thousand words, I give you...like, more than that.

*flails*















*whimpers*

UM, YAY THAT'S ALL.

Comments

[desert-rifka.livejournal.com]

i can hear the kissy smacks the two 12 year olds make. Great job, it was like watching the eps again.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

i can hear the kissy smacks the two 12 year olds make.

LOL!! THAT MAKES IT BETTER. :D

[isis2015.livejournal.com]

You know, the very first time I saw the New Years kiss scene and Keller put his hand on Toby's side and Toby winced and then Keller gives him this concerned kinda look before they kiss...I melted inside. At that and the way their noses kinda linger on each other for a while before Keller even touches Toby...guh.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Gah, that touch...I've read the intentions behind that touch written so many different ways. My own interpretation is always that Keller purposely touches Toby there to remind him of not only what he did for him, but the violence and heartache they've had to endure to get to this point.

[wh1ps-scums.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, I'm totally stalking you.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

LOL, yay? ;)

[assassinofjoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, DOOD. If I can stare at all the sodomizing prion!pretty and STILL call myself a lesbian ... so many brownie points for me, I can't count that high. Still, teh pretty. *pets Keller's beautiful balding head ... gazes wistfully at Said because she's still in mourning thanks to fuck-head Fontana, grumble*

And crazy!Toby rules the universe, the end. *THUD!*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It's so fucked up that every time I see that icon I think of Eddie Izzard. Um, BEECHER'S IMPRESSION OF EDDIE IZZARD! >.>

Anywho, yes. Isn't it wonderful that sodomizing prison love can bring everyone together? Such a beautiful thing. *sighs*

[assassinofjoy.livejournal.com]

Um, BEECHER'S IMPRESSION OF EDDIE IZZARD!

... which ain't a stretch, considering how poor Beecher spent most of Season 1 ... and it only reminds me of I much I love Teh Tergesen, oh yes. There's just not enough sodomizing prison!pretty anymore, unless you count Prison Break ... minus the (on-camera) sodomy. Sigh.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I've been wanting to go back and watch that ep just to hear him sing, because GUH. I love his voice. Although I usually have to close my eyes during that scene, LOL.

*listens to "Last Duet" on iPod*

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

You crazy.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Hence the reason for your love.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

TRU 'NUFF.

[mjzjewel.livejournal.com]

I love the ones with reasons why those two are 12 year olds LOL!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Because they SO ARE! It's middle school antics for prison dudes.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

and I *never* get tired of watching that kiss... EVER.

OH GOD me neither. It's sad that in the process of capping that scene I probably played it a dozen plus times. It definitely rivals the CLaK kiss.

Alvarez is so much love, srsly.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

That was... AWESOME. I love when you cater to me, hehehe :D

*licks screen*

And Keller is totally Juliet!! :D

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I live to serve!

*licks you*

[rhymephile.livejournal.com]

So many things to love about this cap, but most of all I have two words:
KELLER STOMACH. as;fdkskfskg

THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF!!!!!

Sister Pete: "You missed our last three sessions, why?"

Also in that scene: KELLER NIPPLAGE. Please sir, may I have some more? Thank you. It's interesting to me that there is such a heated chemistry between the two of them. He's doing it on purpose of course -- Keller I mean -- but shit, Meloni and Moreno? I feel like the hottness should be wrong but IT'S NOT.

So yeah, every time I stop to watch the fact that Toby's playing with his
hair, I almost need to have alone time. Or something.

Now I must go home and watch that scene a billion million *more* times. That's the one-take kissing scene he always talks about, too.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

So yeah, that like purplish thermal he always wears...sometimes I think he purposely wore it simply BECAUSE it showed his stomach, which, you know, is a very Keller thing to do, i.e. flaunt himself.

It's interesting to me that there is such a heated chemistry between the two of them.

Dude, seriously. That scene makes me make these little gurgling noises in my throat EVERY DAMN TIME. How she manages to keep from eating him alive is beyond me. Srs Pete, I mean, not Moreno. :P

Honestly, I never quite realized Toby's playing with his hair until I read a fic that mentioned it (it's written from Keller's POV and he's watching Toby in the mirror, thinking about how he's teasing him and how Keller taught him to do that), and now it's like...asfkdsf;dkgfdg. BEST SCENE EVEREVEREVER.

[rhymephile.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I never quite realized Toby's playing with his hair until I read a fic that mentioned it.

There are things you catch every time you watch, no matter how many times I've seen these scenes.

I like the moment in "Cuts Like a Knife" when it's Toby who threads his fingers through Chris's hair as he kisses him, because it's like he's holding on for dear life.

I also love that moment in "Works of Mercy" while Toby is kissing Chris's wound because Meloni gets this incredibly soft look on his face -- he's playing it as a combination of love and disbelief that 1) he's alive and 2) that he's reunited with Toby again. I love watching his eyes in that scene. He really sells Keller's anguish, and what makes it even better is that he doesn't allow Toby to see it.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Dammit. Now *I* have to go home and watch that scene a billion more times. And WoM always makes me cry, dammit.

[lost2mercy.livejournal.com]

Sigh. The Pretty. The Hurt-y. The Middle-school-ness. So good!

(I still need to see a full whole episode of this. But I've seen all the relevant scenes. So... *G*)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

"Out o' Time" is probably my most favorite episode ever. It's worth watching all the way through, I promise. I highly recommend getting your hands on the DVDs because it's very handy to skip over the not-so-interesting subplots and get to the good stuff. :D

[halfdutch.livejournal.com]

Best commentary evah. You win at life! :)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I don't win, the show does. XD

[luci-2.livejournal.com]

'So many things to love about this cap, but most of all I have two words:
KELLER STOMACH. as;fdkskfskg '

Word. I've said a thousand times how I love that fashion statement, along with the rolled-down waistband of his pants.

The 'do you know what it's like' scene is pure genius, isn't it ?

Though I hate to see Keller near any railing, I love those pics of 'Out of Time', their little dialogue after Toby returns from the infirmary.

Wonderful pics all, you capped what I asked for and much more. And it's always right to have more Keller/O' Reily caps. They look good together.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I always need excuses to rewatch S3. :)

[themoononastick]

And no, I didn't cap Keller in lingerie. Sorry. :P

Well that's just wrong!
*uses icon to make up for it*
*runs away*

;p

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

LOOOOL I knew you'd bitch. XD

[sarkastic.livejournal.com]

AS;KFDSFK;DSKGFKGFGKDFKDGKGD

That pretty much sums it up. How is this season so awesome? How are Toby and Chris so awesome? GAAAAAH. LOVE. Oz picspams never fail to bring me JOY.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

THIS SEASON brings me joy. You're lucky I was this coherent in my commentary!