I am so going to write some kind of conversation between Chris Meloni and Josh Holloway where they bitch about there characters being tortured for the sake of ratings.
As I've told shleemeri, they cannot have sex as that would have them cheating on both of their respective boyfriends. Although she was trying to sex Meloni with Foxy, but SEMANTICS.
See, now CM and JH can get together and have this discussion, as actors, so long as they take off their shirts to do it.
But they could totally have sex, because Jack and Beecher are not their boyfriends. They're Sawyer and Keller's boyfriends.
Unless, of course, we believe that it's one and the same. In which case I will turn a blind eye to the actor/character separation distinction...until someone tells me the fun has commenced and then I will open my eyes as wide as possible, so as not to miss anything!
I have read a very brief Sawyer/Keller fic somewhere. Somewhere excellent. And it just blows the mind to think of an epic fic, where, perhaps, in the end, the doctor and the lawyer share a smile because they knew all along what their bad other-halves were up to, but they didn't mind, because a) it's Sawyer and Keller we're talking about, and b) Jack and Toby have EYES and know a good thing when they see it.
an epic fic, where, perhaps, in the end, the doctor and the lawyer share a smile because they knew all along what their bad other-halves were up to, but they didn't mind, because a) it's Sawyer and Keller we're talking about, and b) Jack and Toby have EYES and know a good thing when they see it.
Okay, see, I kind of hate you right now for putting that idea in my head. I am five days away from starting NaNo, am nowhere near finishing the Small Favors 'verse, and then you put this epic Beecher/Keller-Jack/Sawyer-in-Oz THING out there and yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry. I never meant to give you a plot bunny. I wouldn't want to distract you from a novel to write a silly, completely satisfying fic about characters you know better than their mothers. Nope, not me. You just go right along with your "novel" and I'll see if I can find some 13 year old fangirl to write this one.... *whistles as she strolls away*
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Nononono.
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P.S. MISS FOXXY, you're one to talk about torturing characters for the amusement, benefit and/or pleasure of readers.
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I torture them OUT OF LOVE, not revenue.
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*should be a lawyer*
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But they could totally have sex, because Jack and Beecher are not their boyfriends. They're Sawyer and Keller's boyfriends.
Unless, of course, we believe that it's one and the same. In which case I will turn a blind eye to the actor/character separation distinction...until someone tells me the fun has commenced and then I will open my eyes as wide as possible, so as not to miss anything!
I have read a very brief Sawyer/Keller fic somewhere. Somewhere excellent. And it just blows the mind to think of an epic fic, where, perhaps, in the end, the doctor and the lawyer share a smile because they knew all along what their bad other-halves were up to, but they didn't mind, because a) it's Sawyer and Keller we're talking about, and b) Jack and Toby have EYES and know a good thing when they see it.
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Okay, see, I kind of hate you right now for putting that idea in my head. I am five days away from starting NaNo, am nowhere near finishing the Small Favors 'verse, and then you put this epic Beecher/Keller-Jack/Sawyer-in-Oz THING out there and yeah.
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Nope, not me. You just go right along with your "novel" and I'll see if I can find some 13 year old fangirl to write this one....
*whistles as she strolls away*
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(though I hate Sawyer. so make him look like an idiot)
Heeee.