I've heard every Amazon joke in the book, people.

[foxxcub]

My flist seems to be obsessing about weight and height these days, which has got me thinking. I'm just shy of 6'0"--in bare feet I think I'm 5'11" and 3/4 or something. My weight goes from 165 to 175, depending on how hard I'm working out. And I'm fine with that. Really. I can wear a size 10 if I really try, and even though I used to work with this drop-dead gorgeous girl who was 6'3" and wore a size 6 (yes, she modeled, too), I try not to obsess about it too much. I'm a tall girl. Yes, this is a fact and you'd be SHOCKED to know how often random strangers will look at me and go, "Gosh, you're tall!!" Wow, ya think? No one looks a short girls and says, "Gosh, you're short! Do you date midgets?" Meanwhile, I get the whole "you play basketball/volleyball, don't you" questions ALL the time. I never played sports in high school, or college, because I'm extremely uncoordinated. And because tall girls can be nerds bookworms, too.

Anywho. Just thought I'd ramble a little. I've been "ogre", "Jolly Green Giant", you name it. But you know, I never have to ask people to get me stuff off the top shelves at Wal-Mart. :D

And GIP OMG. *molests teh Eddie*

Comments

[isis2015.livejournal.com]

I'm not incredibly tall, but I'm not short. My mom is and I make fun of her all the time. It's all in love, I swear. She's the shorty in the house. My brother, though, he shot up six inches practically overnight and now he's almost as tall as my dad. :/ My weight, I'm cool with, but then again, I'm 18. I eat like a pig and gain no weight, and I'm enjoying it while it lasts. Because I know it ain't going to.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Here's to you not being plagued with the freshman fifteen!

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Man, I always wished I was either shorter or taller. I'm medium height at 5'5".

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

BUT. You have such an easy time shopping for jeans, no? Be thankful for the little things.

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

*blinks* *rubs eyes and looks again*

Hey! How odd...we have the same stats! And *boy* every bit of what you said is absolutely *true*. I hate sports -being also of the uncoordinated, bookish tall girl tribe- and loathe basketball besides. But, without fail, "You must play basketball...". Since when did tall equal sporty?

Even more entertaining: my best friend all though high school was 4'll and petite. Our parents called us Mutt and Jeff.

The neighborhood kids called me "The Tower of London". This was, however, a compliment for my mad skillz at Capture the Flag.

I rather like the rarified air up here though. Particularly since my spousal unit is six foot, four inches tall. :D

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Even more entertaining: my best friend all though high school was 4'll and petite. Our parents called us Mutt and Jeff.

OMG. MY best friend in high school was the same height and her dad called us the EXACT SAME THING.

And my husband is the same height as yours. WTF. We're clones.

[uscdreamr.livejournal.com]

My old roommate was 6'2" or 6'3". She always got the basketball thing too. And she was also severely uncoordinated.

I've always wished I could be taller (I'm 5'2" on a good day), if for no other reason that it would be easier for me to shop for clothes. As it stands now, my top is much smaller than my bottom, and I have to hem everything...or buy insanely high heels that I can't walk in.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hear about the shopping troubles--you don't have to special order your jeans/pants online. It's like, stores are okay with carring petites, but long sizes? NEVER.

[halfdutch.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been told "Wow, you're short!" Although, fortunately, people usually seem to think I'm taller than I am.

But yeah, people are insensitive clods, for the most part. Engage brain, then open mouth!

You would laugh to see me trying to get stuff off the top shelf of the cabinet or change a lightbulb, LOL. You must suffer terribly on airplanes! If you ever *do* come here, we are SO going to the theater with the insane amount of legroom! ;)

[halfdutch.livejournal.com]

btw, I don't think short people get "Wow, you must be really good at gymnastics" type comments! What else would short people be (stereotypically) good at? I *have* been allowed to slip in front of other people at standing room only concerts, because I couldn't possibly block anyone's view!

[cmere.livejournal.com]

I always wanted to be 6 feet so I would be better at volleyball :P

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I was a freshman when my high school started a volleyball team, and the coach tried to recruit me. I had to explain to him that I am seriously the most uncoordinated person on the planet and that making me a player would bring instant death to the team.

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

Don't you just love it that people feel the need to just say anything to complete strangers..yet another reason they can grate on my nerves. Seriously, nothing like pointing out the obvious. Me, I'm 5'5, average, but I would love LOVE to be taller. Size, depending on the store, 6 or 8 sometimes even smaller depending on how it's made. I didn't play sports either, I like watching them, but playing, that's another matter. *smile*

See, though, I'm a total height fiend when it comes to guys, over 6ft but only to 6'4, any taller and I'd get lost. *smile*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Ahh, see, really tall guys make me feel safe. And not so gigantic, LOL.

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

when I was younger, I was the tallest girl in my grade and the boys used to call me "Jolly Green Giant" (and "Beaver", 'cause I have crooked front teeth). I'm 5'7" now, though, so I don't get the height thing as often. And people used to always ask if I played sports too, but that was mostly because my whole family's athletic--I'm only slightly good at bowling, so yeah.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Man, you should see my elementary class pictures. I am WAY the sore thumb. :P

[rileyc.livejournal.com]

Big Moose Gal checking in -- so called by my brother.

I'm not even that tall, only like 5'7", 5'8", but I am taller than him, which likely is not an insignificant factor. And to be fair, I'm in good company, as Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts and many other otherwise lovely ladies are all lumped into the Big Moose Gal category where he's concerned.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Big Moose Gal checking in

LMAO

That's the best nickname ever. Have to say you beat me on that one! And hey, isn't Geena Davis 5'11" or so?

[inthe-parlance.livejournal.com]

"A burnt out vibrator is more fun"??? Is that actually a quote from the show? How cool!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It is. Eddie Drake = awesome.

[jenish.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! I always want to squish someone around the middle when I hear they're tall. I'm 4'11 and I love it when people say "Wow, you're so short!" Because then I feel all Wee And Cute :D

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

OMG, you ARE a Hobbit!

*snuggles*

[ellel.livejournal.com]

I'm tall (5'10) and loving it!I also love wearing high heels,so I guess sometimes I make shorter people feel a bit uncomfortable around me-and I guy I dated once broke up with me,because he couldn't deal with always being shorter than me.Still can't be bothered!I never played sports (except for some figure skating in 5th grade).Weight I'm not revealing;)

And OMG,what is your icon?Lee,long hair,vibrator?
*stares*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

My icon is none other than Eddie Drake (Lee's character on "Wanted") and all his awesomeness. :D

I've never been able to date guys shorter than me, so yay you for not being a height snob!

[chris-baby.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... don't worry, s'all 'bout perception. Like, 6 foot here is... I won't say average height for a woman, but also not a WTF height either. Whereas if a guy is 6 foot tall, he's considered small. Haha. So. I dunno how is it there, but here, average woman = 5f7. And there you go. :D

I always preferred taller women. Have certain... graciousness about them, I guess. Or maybe it's 'cause I'm small, who knows. I can never reach top shelves. :( Meh.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

LOL, my mom is always yelling at me to stand up straighter. I think I slump to counteract the height. ;)

For me, any guy under six foot is short. Or short-er, anyway. But then, I'm also weird in that I like being taller than a lot of men. Gives me a weird sense of power.

[jackiesjunkie.livejournal.com]

At 5'8" I'm taller than everyone in my immediate family except my dad. My main problem is that I'm built so slender. 120-125 lbs. So finding jeans and skirts is a nightmare. I tend to stick with Wranglers because they are the only ones who sell a 32 inch inseam in a size 6. Shoes are worse cause I'm a size 10. But my ankles and heels are narrow so my sandals are always floppy. My younger sister's got it worse. WIDE toes and super narrow heels. Hobbit feet she calls them.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Abercrombie makes jeans in 34 inseams in small sizes. Just an FYI. ;)

In regards to shoe size, I'm lucky in that I'm a 9, 9 1/2. Pretty normal! I have small feet for my height and I have NO idea how that happened.

[lillyjk.livejournal.com]

*is insanely jealous*

I'm 5'7...not short/not tall, just sort of in between. I would dearly love to have your height...but yeah, I can totally see how the random gosh you're tall comments could get on your nerves.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It's kind of embarrassing when random dudes in bars walk by you and go, "Whoa!" I feel bad for all those NCAA girls, who really ARE freakishly talk.

[themoononastick]

I'm a teeny tiny bit under 6'2" so I totally hear you on the "Gosh, you're tall" comments. My usual repsonse is fake surprise - "Am I? Wow! No one has ever pointed that out to me before!". Works every time. ;)

Do you get random people asking you to get things off high shelves in shops? I get that all the time. Annoys the hell out of me!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I've never had a girlfriend who was taller than me, cool! And yes, I do get the random high shelf question a lot. :P

[cmonkatiekatie.livejournal.com]

I'm 5'8" which is decent. Not short, not tall enough to get basketball questions. But heres the thing, every single member of my family is either 6 feet or over. Even distant cousins, even cousins under 16. So I have total height inadequacy issues. My family is also super slender, but I'm not. I got boobs and hips and I waver between a size 10 and 12 too.

Also, I feel you on the pants thing, my legs are just as long as my sister's and she's 6'1" (and size 4!)Oh short torso, its so fun to have you around.

Its fun to know these little details about people you'll never actually meet. Why is that?

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Oh short torso, its so fun to have you around.

WORD. It sucks. It's also weird that my husband, who is 6'3", can wear a normal 32 inseam just fine. Being all legs sounds fun, but it ain't.

[didibreakit.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I'm 5'10 3/4, and weigh about the same as you do...in that range. I have an extremely short torso and short arms and legs. Which doesn't even make scientific sense, but that's me. My friends call me T rex because of my short arms :) People always ask me if I play basketball, (I play volleyball) and I in return ask them if they play miniature golf. :) I heard once that tall women are better in bed...but I was at a college party and I think the creepo was just trying to get in my pants...but I thought I'd pass it along :)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

People always ask me if I play basketball, (I play volleyball) and I in return ask them if they play miniature golf.

LOLZ WIN

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I feel you completely. I'm about 5'10 and 1/2. And low and behold, my feet are HUGE! Size 12 huge. I hate it when other people complain about their feet being too big when they wear a 7. The whole 'do you play basketball/volleyball' question gets old really quick.

At least monkey in the middle is more fun when we play it. :P

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Who the heck complains about "big feet" when they wear a size 7? o_O

I'm a 9 and I am perfectly happy with that.

[fierce-desea.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, I get the whole "you play basketball/volleyball, don't you" questions ALL the time. I never played sports in high school, or college, because I'm extremely uncoordinated. And because tall girls can be nerds bookworms, too.

That sounds like me. I'm 5'9" and I like to wear heels, so I can be about 6 foot at times. My best friend's only like a half inch taller than me and about the same weight (125...I'm slender...sometimes hard to find pants). Although I do have quite a few short friends, so it's always a funny contrast. One friend is 5'2", another is 5", but then I have one that is 4'9". O__o But she loves being that short. Everyone calls her Midget. And now I'm rambling on. I'm done.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Do you wear miniskirts? Every time I try to I feel like my ass is hanging out, LOL. Occasionally I'll wear heels, but I sometimes get weird looks when I do...probably from being the tallest woman in the room. >.>