For one thing, they're both wearing too much clothing.

[foxxcub]

halfdutch was trying to get me to explain to her why slashing Stabler with anyone other than Beecher is just too hard for my brain to wrap around, and why Cassidy/Stabler is...not good. Yes, I do support O'Reily/Keller, but no Cassidy with my Stabler. Can someone back me up on this? I can't seem to articulate why Elliot only has eyes for Toby, LOL.

And on that note, I'm going to do something I haven't done in awhile: fic requests. First five people who comment with a pairing and a prompt will get (hopefully) 500 to 1000 words from me. For this round, fandoms I'll be willing to work with are Lost, Oz, and God willing, SVU (if you're really patient with me). :P

Comments

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

I totally understand how you feel, with me, once I have an OTP I can't pair them with anyone else..as friendships sure (but I do have a hankering for Sawyer and Sun) but anything else, I just can't think of it..and it's funny, sometimes though, I can think of one of my OTP with another, but both, nope.

But yet, the writers on my flist are so damn good, I've read out of my OTP, but me writing it, it would be difficult.

Now onto the pairing..it's will be easy.

Jack/Sawyer, they have car trouble and have to spend the night in a cheap run down hotel, the only comfort, really soft, really white sheets. *smile*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Jack/Sawyer, they have car trouble and have to spend the night in a cheap run down hotel, the only comfort, really soft, really white sheets. *smile*

I AM SO WRITING THAT.

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

*hehehe*

CAN'T WAIT!!!

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

I don't deserve a dic request, just wanted to ♥.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

...

FIC REQUEST.

;____;

[corellianjedi.livejournal.com]

Typo Of The Century award goes to you, I believe.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you kindly!

*bows and topples of stage*

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

total and complete freudian slip. *smile*

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

MY SEX LIFE IS AN OPEN BOOK, APPARENTLY.

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. You have proven the theory that coffee and bagle bits can, in fact, be snorted simultaneously from the nose at once.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

Score!

P.S. Ouch, :(.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Nono, it was actually fun. :P

And I wrote you Paul/Jake RPF, so you're SET.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

DAMN STRAIGHT. And how!

[corellianjedi.livejournal.com]

Ooooo fic requests are always fun. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything Lost-ish. Have fun, though; my fic muse has been nonexistant as of late.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

You know, I watched my FF DVDs for the gazillionth time while on vacation, and everytime I watch them I get all these fic ideas that never happen. Urgh.

[corellianjedi.livejournal.com]

Well if you have any W/Z fic ideas... *whistles innocently* ;)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

So predictable. ♥

[corellianjedi.livejournal.com]

Aren't we both?

[halfdutch.livejournal.com]

Jack and Sawyer as circus daredevils! On motorcycles! ;)

Ok, how about continuing that J/S AU from the Oz crossover? ;)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

OMG, and THEN comes to dueling pastry chefs!!!

[makesomelove.livejournal.com]

Cassidy/Stabler makes me uncomfortable, but I don't really know why either. ;(

JOY! Beecher/Keller, practicing putting a condom on a banana.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

First, ICON LOVE.

Second, you rock.

[desert-rifka.livejournal.com]

Cassidy belongs with Olivia, end of story.

Stabler/Beecher ok but Beecher/Keller the best.

How about Stabler gets arrested for disturbing the peace, got drunk after signing divorce papers.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

How about Stabler gets arrested for disturbing the peace, got drunk after signing divorce papers.

...and a blonde recovering alcoholic lawyer comes to his rescue?!

BTW, I am in love with your icon.

[fierce-desea.livejournal.com]

Whoa, I thought I was too late, but I wasn't. *shock*

Okay, obviously it's going to be Lost. My request is Jack/Kate/Sawyer post- Live Together, Die Alone pr0n. :D Thanks!

[inthe-parlance.livejournal.com]

I'm probably too late, but I would choose Beecher/Keller for the pairing, and for the prompt, uh, well I love your B/K AU, and we hardly ever see possessive/protective BEECHER, that would be good. Maybe coming to Keller's defense against some of Toby's snobbish co-workers. (Rich lawyer automatically equals "snob", right?) And extra SQUEE! points for tattoo licking and hair-pulling, bonus SQUEE! for use the the endearment "baby". ;)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Ahh, that's a great prompt! *bounces*

[luci-2.livejournal.com]

Leave Cassidy with Olivia. They deserve each other.

O' Reily / Keller is always interesting: what would happen to
I'm-so-straight O'Reily if Keller turned the charm on him,?

But my fave is always Beecher / Keller, canon or AU.
In_the_Parlance's suggestion was very good.