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Good morning! I know it's only Monday, but here is the funniest thing you will see all week, I PROMISE.
DYING. DYING. DYING. "This is essentially Iron Man 3, right?" Oh god, I love the fucking internet sometimes, it is a glorious thing.
While we're on the topic of Avengers, here are some things:
- If you were on the fence about whether or not Chris Evans is, like, a Golden Retriever puppy in human form, please go read the most amazing interview that has ever been written. No, really. I would like to be BFFs with Edith Zimmerman and drink lots of wine and talk about having his hypothetical babies while he TALKS ABOUT WATCHING SUNSETS. I just. Cannot. I believe![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
leupagus said it best: that Chris is the kind of slutty where he honestly MEANS to call you in the morning, he just lost your number because he saw a butterfly/a rainbow/something shiny.
- Have I mentioned I have a virginity kink? Because uh, I do. It's probably #1 in my bulletproof list of bulletproof kinks. If you're like me and share this sentiment, you should immediately go read Exactly the Way You Like It. I've read it 2345304 times already. Plus, it's resonant, so what more do you want?
This Tony/Steve Regency AU that I told myself I did not have time to write is now at 12k and there is still no porn. However, Steve has a puppy? a;kfdsgkfsffkdsg
DYING. DYING. DYING. "This is essentially Iron Man 3, right?" Oh god, I love the fucking internet sometimes, it is a glorious thing.
While we're on the topic of Avengers, here are some things:
- If you were on the fence about whether or not Chris Evans is, like, a Golden Retriever puppy in human form, please go read the most amazing interview that has ever been written. No, really. I would like to be BFFs with Edith Zimmerman and drink lots of wine and talk about having his hypothetical babies while he TALKS ABOUT WATCHING SUNSETS. I just. Cannot. I believe
leupagus said it best: that Chris is the kind of slutty where he honestly MEANS to call you in the morning, he just lost your number because he saw a butterfly/a rainbow/something shiny. - Have I mentioned I have a virginity kink? Because uh, I do. It's probably #1 in my bulletproof list of bulletproof kinks. If you're like me and share this sentiment, you should immediately go read Exactly the Way You Like It. I've read it 2345304 times already. Plus, it's resonant, so what more do you want?
This Tony/Steve Regency AU that I told myself I did not have time to write is now at 12k and there is still no porn. However, Steve has a puppy? a;kfdsgkfsffkdsg
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Basically, it's Iron Man 3.
AHAHAHAHA!!! So true :D
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Captain America comes out on DVD tomorrow! I AM EXCITE. :D
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EDIT TO SAY DUH, YOU MEANT THE ~FAKE THOR. *headdesk* Um, yes, he's pretty awesome, too.
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REGENCY AU YOU SAY.
STEVE WOULD TOTALLY HAVE A PUPPY!!! IS IT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER?
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WHAT'S NEXT? :O
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Although there's a joke about Susan Downey trolls the internet on a regular basis.
:O
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Also, REGENCY AU WITH A PUPPY!!!!
I just keep getting more and more excited!!!
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Also, Edith Zimmerman is awesome and I want to be friends with her.
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“It would be a title, nothing more,” Tony said. He tried to ignore the irritated bite in his words. “Marriages are an arrangement, after all, everyone knows that. You would have the means to help your mother, and I will look the part of a proper lord--I have already received dozens of marriage proposals since my father’s passing, and I doubt they will stop anytime soon.”
Steve frowned. “But...you have no plans to ever marry for love?”
Tony gave a genuine laugh. “Love? Steve, really, did the military make you fanciful? Love is myth created by poets and writers desperate to sell their wares. Love is commerce.”
“The military did not make me fanciful, but I’d say age has made you cynical,” Steve replied in a low voice. He looked rather hurt.
Tony held his arms out. “If I am a cynical man, then I am a wise one.”
“Maybe you have yet to feel love.”
“And maybe you are still young, Captain Rogers.”
Steve folded his hands on the table. The edges of his nails looked slightly smudged, as if blackened by charcoal. Tony had a sudden memory of Steve’s sketchbook, the drawings of the horses.
“If I were to agree to this...what would be your terms?” he asked.
“I would not insist on terms,” Tony replied. “I would only ask that once the marriage is valid, and your mother is seen to, you would allow me to go about my life, and I shall allow you to go about yours.”
“As simple as that?”
“It can be, yes.”
“But I would still live with you.”
“In theory. But--” Tony cleared his throat, steadfastly did not allow his cheeks to blush. “--you would not share my bed. You would have the adjoining room, of course.”
Steve nodded, a slight panic in his eyes. “That seems reasonable, yes.”
“I go out in the evenings. You won’t ask me where I go.” Tony didn’t know why he felt the need to make such a statement.
“Of course not. That is your business.”
“If I--I choose to escort a young lady or gentleman into the house, that, too, is not your concern.”
Steve bowed his head, said, “Of course,” again in a soft, demure voice that made Tony’s breath grow shallow.
He shook himself, grit his teeth, and replied, “Very well. Are we in agreement?”
He watched as Steve took a deep breath, closed his eyes, then opened them again. When he looked at Tony, his jaw was tight.
“Yes,” Steve said, and held out his hand. “I will marry you.” He said the words as if he had just agreed to be locked in the stocks for a month.
Tony shook his hand, hating the tiny, tiny rush of possessive pleasure he felt blooming deep inside him.
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Okay, a liiiiittle bit more...
Father Wagner gave a graciously brief sermon about devotion and giving oneself to God, nodding at both Steve and Tony when he spoke of faith and love. Out of the corner of his eye, Tony could see Steve wince slightly. Their shoulders brushed together, and Tony had a instant of insanity where he considered reaching for Steve’s hand.
He will soon be your husband, a little voice inside Tony’s head whispered. His pulse began to thunder frantically.
“And so it is now that you shall be joined forever more in holy matrimony, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Praise be to God,” Father Wagner said, smiling at them expectantly. “You may now kiss.”
Oh, Tony thought, and nearly burst into hysterical laughter. He had not thought this part through. He turned to Steve, whose face had gone pale.
“Tony,” he whispered, like a warning. There was a glimmer of fear in his eyes; Tony could sympathize.
He was about to simply laugh and kiss Steve’s cheek in an effort to keep the atmosphere light, but Tony was distracted by Steve swiping his tongue over his lower lip, a quick, meaningless motion that left his mouth slick-shiny and gleaming in the hazy light of the chapel.
“Tony,” Steve whispered again, only this time it sounded like...like a question. Or maybe even a plea. Tony would not let himself think on it too closely. He did not let himself think anything except that he would kiss Steve here and now, just this once. Just for the sake of appearances.
When he cupped Steve’s cheek, Tony heard him gasp faintly, and his eyes fluttered shut as Tony’s thumb brushed the corner of his mouth. He shook beneath Tony’s touch, a barely perceptible trembling, and Tony--
Tony kissed him, soft and sweet, his tongue caressing the edge of Steve’s lower lip as if soothing all his fears and worries. Steve made a soft sound, deep in his throat, and his skin felt so very warm under Tony’s hand.
He was dimly aware of applause, the wedding guests getting to their feet and calling out their congratulations. Tony pulled back abruptly, blinking at the room as if waking from a dream.
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I CANNOT.
ALSO, I AM CURRENTLY STARING AT THIS: http://bowtiesandbadgers.tumblr.com/post/11874016756
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God, he grew up two towns over from me and I used to go to parties there and WHY WERE WE NOT CLOSER IN AGE, CHRIS EVANS. It makes my heart pitter-pat when he talks about Boston, though. *______*
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the snippets you posted for your Regency AU made me squeak. Puppy made me coo. I can't wait!!! \0/
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that vid is absolutely the best
:D
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