WOW SO AROUSING

[foxxcub]

sometimesalways gives me the best shit.






SO I AM HAVING THOUGHTS ABOUT ARTHUR AND EAMES AS PORN STARS. Only Arthur is secretly seventeen, even though he lied on his document papers and said he was eighteen, and Eames, while twenty-one and seemingly much older and experienced, is really, really smitten with Arthur and his innocence. Even though it's not called for in the script, he likes teasing Arthur, kissing him until Arthur's panting like a rookie. Eames totally thinks he's in control until it dawns on him that he's getting into making Arthur hot for him, and he's starting to lose his concentration and his focus.

AND THEN, IDK, THEY FALL IN LOVE. VIA PORN.

LIKE YOU DO.

The moral of this story is, needs more porn AUs.

Comments

[dancinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Agreed forever

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Not enough of them in my life. ;___;

[fitz-y.livejournal.com]

DIMPLES! need more porn AUs like whoah.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE DIMPLES!! :O

[shiroi-ten.livejournal.com]

Seconded always. <333

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Who DOESN'T want more porn AUs??

NSFW!

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PORN AUS!!!







Links to the ones I know exist!

All Arthur/Eames :))

Night Work by Sorrynotsorry

Best Boy in the Valley by Maybe77

Hermette, I believe, wrote awesome pornstar porn in cherrybina's journal? But I can't find it.. a link would be most appreciated!

One for the Money by Whiskeyrunner

and uh, i wrote one which may have been the first? Possibly? Maybe not?

You Set the Scene

i just hope i get my sid/andy after all this XD LOVE YOU

Re: NSFW!

[nikibee.livejournal.com]

I think I love you

[sarisa-rahe.livejournal.com]

I concur! I am all for this!

Hey, are you still working on the romance novel!bondage!thing!au?

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Ummmmm YES I AM, it's just slow going after all the writer's block stuff. But hopefully work on that should resume now that said block has been lifted. :D

[nikibee.livejournal.com]

Mmmm what is this from? I need it in my eyes!

And yes, pornstar!AU is a must in this fandom. How has it not been done before? Aaaaand I just read the other comments. Apparently this HAS been done before. Many times, in fact.

I still want your version though.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I don't know!! It's pretty amazing, though, wherever it's from. *__*

[luthien82]

THIS NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN OH MY GOD!!!

Also, that GIF is awesome! ♥

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

ALL THE PORN AUS EVERRRRRRRRRR

[fidelitii.livejournal.com]

The moral of this story is, needs more porn AUs. omg yes!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

They fall in love. And have filthy, romantic sex. #alliwantinlife

[eaconwell.livejournal.com]

*whispers*

i think you should write this.

;)

<3

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

ACK too much to write!! ;__;

[verselle.livejournal.com]

YES. that au needs to exist.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

And Arthur is SUCH A BB because he can't make himself separate FEELINGS from PROFESSIONALISM and he's sort of half in love with Eames by the end of the shoot. ;____;

[sweetp000433.livejournal.com]

Ok I need some good gay porn. Both written and visual!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I have a FANTASTIC porn for you, but I don't have the links handy. :( Basically, go google "the brents" and watch anything with them in it.

[kuhekabir.livejournal.com]

Agree!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

TEAM PORN

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

YES TO THIS WHOLE POST.
♥

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

HOLY GOD YOUR ICON

[happy-braindead.livejournal.com]

YES. WHAT I WOULD PAY FOR THIS.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I wish there were actually pornos out there with, like, romantic plots so all us fangirls could watch hot dudes in lurve being filthy with each other. D:

NSFW

[lezzerlee.livejournal.com]

I want all Arthur/Eames porn AU's. Yes please.

Now I had to go through my porn tumblr and look at all my insert OTP here images. mmmmmm.

Re: NSFW

[eaconwell.livejournal.com]

you should definitely link me to your porn tumblr @.@

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

OMG I just realized JGL is holding a Moleskine in your icon afkds;fks;

[prulapro.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! :)))

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the latest JGL pics? His "come fuck me" look alone should be in porn.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, YES PLEASE. *_______* That sounds incredible.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

EAMES THE COCKY PORNO STAR. ARTHUR THE HOT, YET AWKWARD NEWBIE.

RECIPE FOR SUCCESS.

[livewareissue.livejournal.com]

Please, please write this!

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHH I have so much to write. :(

[nianeyna.livejournal.com]

omg I don't even usually like porn aus but I would read that fic in a hot minute.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

These two, god. They make me want all the things ever.

[fandorina13.livejournal.com]

I agree to this motion. So very hard.

Also, where do you find this porn ? It's not like I can't find some myself, but hey, never with boys kissing like that.

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

um, i find it for her many times? :D I just put a lot of keywords into tumblr in terms of finding gifs. but i have a few of the main links handy for you:

http://gaygifts.tumblr.com/

http://gaygifs.tumblr.com/

http://fuckyeahgaygifs.tumblr.com/

http://menkissingmen.tumblr.com

gay videos:

http://hotgayvideos.tv/

and for torrents, this is your best source:

http://www.gay-torrents.net/

[adelaide-rain.livejournal.com]

Goddamn fandom hivemind, I thought an Arthur/Eames porn stars AU last night! Just in a general way. Yours sounds much better and more developed. YOU SHOULD DO IT.

[poochypoodle.livejournal.com]

That gif is mesmerizing and that fic needs to happen!

[pearljamz.livejournal.com]

I like it when their age difference isnt that big..! So this is perfect!
This totally reminds me vaguely of that scene in Love Actually ahhahaha

What i am saying is..FOREVER PRAYING TO THE FANFIC GODS THAT THIS WOULD BE WRITTEN