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[foxxcub]

AT LAST, I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY TO WRITE THE SEX POLLEN TROPE!!

From thatwillbuffout.com:

Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.

The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.

It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.

She said: “It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.

“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”

A NERVE IN THE PELVIS!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

Comments

[centraslayer.livejournal.com]

A+ Investigative work

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

No work on my part! Just clicking links on failblog, lol.

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

oh my god that poor woman.

but wow. in the notes for a fic you could have a link to say 'THIS TOTALLY COULD HAPPEN!'. wow.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

It's CRAZY, I can't believe it's real.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

I feel so bad for her.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for automatically thinking about fic. /o\

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

You can create a magical cure!

[lyo.livejournal.com]

D: Poor woman.

\o/ But that would be great for fic.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Sex pollen IRL is kind of DDDD:

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

I'm just really upset that it happened to someone in real life. :((((((

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Right? Reality is weirder than fiction.

[yourealwaysmine.livejournal.com]

nerve in her pelvis? that controls what now?

wow.

[redscarfe.livejournal.com]

Hello, lurker here. I just saw this video and it reminded me of you. (I find it equal parts mottsy and awesome, YMMV.) You might have seen it already?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlxRGjQ1UCI

/random.

[x_dark_siren_x]

Oh, wow. That would be hell. D: I feel so bad for her.