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[foxxcub]

My day so far:

Me: Do you have any issues with guys in skinny jeans?
Co-worker: Well, the only guys I know who wear them are my gay friends, so...sure, whatever!
Me: [lols internally]

Am I a horribly pretentious bitch for correcting someone on the difference between khaki and British khaki? Or do I seriously need to put down the spring J.Crew catalog?

Latest You Know You're a Creepster When... moment: When you learn a friend is currently sleeping with a guy named Patrick, and everytime someone mentions how much she's "fucking Patrick," your brain goes ".........."

Wow, it's entries like this that make me wish Pete Wentz didn't know how to use the internet.

P.S. BABY WOMBAT ♥__♥ (ignipes, I think there needs to be caveat to the Ryan-is-a-giraffe story--Spencer as a wombat, Y/Y??)

Comments

[daisydust.livejournal.com]

Your post script made me crack up! Thanks for the bright spot in my day! :)

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

You're not pretentious, there is a difference *knows her colors and is JCrew Expert*

I have a problem with men in skinny jeans if they don't have the body for them..or they are too tight.

[saramir.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Can you please post photos of baby animals every day?

This would be such a different world if Pete Wentz didn't know how to use the internet. Wow, think about that. (Also, I totally have that problem in which every time somebody brings up any Patrick, I automatically think of P Stump. This can get awkward, since one of my co-workers is named Patrick. Ha?)

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

re: khaki: i don't even know the difference between the two, what is it?

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

This is "british khaki".

This is straight khaki. :)

[boobookittifukk.livejournal.com]

LOL @ your reaction to your friend sleeping with a guy named Patrick. I wouldn't be able to resist calling him Pattybear. Hehe!

A Spencer as a wombat fic? I'd read (and coo) over it. More importantly though, there's a Ryan is a giraffe story?! o_O

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

BABY WOMBAT!

That's definitely what Spencer ought to turn into, if only so his bandmates can forever tease him about turning into something as randomly silly as a wombat. Brendon would probably make up a song and everything.

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

they're adorable. but look at them claws!

spencer as a wombat is hilarious. they are stubborn little buggers!

[ashlein.livejournal.com]

Seriously, welcome to my life. My best friend's name is Patrick. So if he calls me and someone else answers they'll be like Patrick's on the phone and I'll kinda stare at them and then be like Oh bff right. Gotcha. *rolls eyes*

Bandom owns my life.

[ariadne83]

Wow, it's entries like this that make me wish Pete Wentz didn't know how to use the internet.

You almost made me snort coffee up my nose. Also, a truer statement has never been made.

i've been there.

[athrill.livejournal.com]

I kid you not: My bestest friend in the world called me the other day, and told me she was dating the cutest boy ever. And that he played an instrument, and his name was Jon "No H" Walker.

First I had a panic attack, then it was followed with OMGNOWAY, and then I finally said: "That's amazing." I also laughed for five minutes and she was like :D? he's cute.