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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA ILU. This has legitimately made my day one hundred times brighter! *beams*

(I am using my Pete icon because I feel like he's probably jerked off to more fics that most fangirls have.)

asf;s;gkdhd YOU ARE PROBABLY CORRECT IN THAT ASSUMPTION.

HI. I was thinking about this just the other day. We are clearly both geniuses/dirty, dirty girls.

\o/

*waits for porn*

Oh wait! Actual recs, let me show them to you!

Ride the Boogie (http://somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com/237944.html) by

imogenedisease and

somewhatdeluded.

Make me Tremble, Make Me Shake (http://www.charmingdelusion.com/viewstory.php?sid=59) by

somewhatdeluded

AND THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME YOU AND

disarm_d WROTE THE HOTTEST PORN EVER. Also known as "for a taste". It's here (http://foxxcub.livejournal.com/425661.html#cutid1).

Shame, what shame?!?

*has no shame*

Let's Get These Teen Hearts Beating (http://imogenedisease.livejournal.com/tag/teen+hearts) by

imogenedisease and

somewhatdeluded

we could make beautiful music together - 18(glenview) (http://iphignia939.livejournal.com/238292.html) by

iphignia939

Looking for Techniques (http://disarm-d.livejournal.com/19850.html#cutid1) by

disarm_d

Hormones in Key (http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/735003.html) by

flimsy and

simpleconstruct

Act As a Clever Medicine (http://ficbyzee.livejournal.com/228302.html#cutid1) by

ficbyzee

Edited 2008-03-06 03:40 (UTC)

YYYYYYYY oh god craigslist au. PLEASE DON'T TELL

iphignia939 I said that. I have to see her every two or so months, ok? I COULD NOT LOOK HER IN THE EYE.

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Ok, so.

How to Be a Rock Star, by Patrick M. Stump, Aged Seventeen (http://trixiesfic.livejournal.com/471259.html#cutid1) by

trixiesfic

This Story's Going Somewhere (http://jamjar.livejournal.com/99731.html) by

jamjar

Designer (http://somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com/230383.html) by

madsciencechick

And, uh. Cocky as it is?

Let The Record Show (http://adellyna.livejournal.com/350184.html) by

adellyna and

wishpaper

Edited 2008-03-06 03:43 (UTC)

Oh, BE COCKY. I had forgotten, but dude. Guh.

<3

Down Boy (http://community.livejournal.com/weemo_closet/87434.html) by

flimsy and

girlintheband never fails to make me go nnnnnnngh.

Patricksitting (http://adellyna.livejournal.com/355836.html)
Granted, kind of a gimme. who HASN'T wanked to this one, is what I ask.

hit it hard enough and even skin will tear (http://3jane.livejournal.com/760309.html)
pete/patrick. nnnngh. warning for d/s

Sounds Like (http://thejumpcut.livejournal.com/6827.html?style=mine)
Patrick/Gabe, with studio hijinks and dirty talk.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (http://7iris.livejournal.com/2527.html)
MCR GSF. warning for slight incest.

No Idea (http://chiromancy.livejournal.com/4880.html)
Frank/Bob.

let's get these teen hearts (http://somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com/215035.html)
Joe Troh/Spencer.

...I was going to do more of them, but...I gotta go. Do, uh, stuff. *waves vaguely* I'm sure you understand.

Definitely just your foolish pride (http://bexone.livejournal.com/528613.html), which is girl!Spencer/Jon, and part of a bigger 'verse of AWESOMENESS. Then, uh, Designer (http://madsciencechick.livejournal.com/230383.html) by

madsciencechick and Cold Light of Morning (http://disarm-d.livejournal.com/18194.html) by

disarm_d AND ALSO you like it my way (and i know it) (http://dirtykicks.livejournal.com/5093.html)!

... I am probably missing several obvious ones that I can't think of right now, too. Shame? What shame?

Signal Flare (http://3jane.livejournal.com/751733.html) by

3jane
Bob/Frank D/s. Guuuuh.

Adding one more: the composition of an epic in progress (http://ficlaidbare.livejournal.com/14805.html) by

clumsygyrl
Brendon, Ryan, Jon, Spencer. Hot.

Edited 2008-03-06 04:07 (UTC)

AHAHAHAHAAA This is exactly what I needed right now!!

♥ ♥ ♥

Leave Us Alone When We're Riding High, Pete/Ryan. Hello Ryan Ross, stick your fingers in everything, especially Pete Wentz!

made out like bandits, Bob/Brendon. Hello Bob Bryar, stick your dick in everything, especially Brendon Urie!

Amanda Palmer/Greta. Hello Amanda Palmer, be naughty with everyone, especially Greta!

I think I love you a little bit.
Just because Greta and Amanda are made of awesome.
Yes.

\o/ Recs!

OMG YES! *mmrs this*

Present Progressive (http://lilywhitelilith.livejournal.com/13733.html) by

lilywhitelilith Ryan/Brendon

And I will probably add more later. ILY for doing this.

<333

Oh god, I can't forget this one:

left your door wide open (http://somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com/245161.html) by

somewhatdeluded (Jon/Spencer/Ryan)

Edited 2008-03-06 04:23 (UTC)

Eeee, thank you! I had a partner in crime on that one, though--I write all the good stuff with

imogenedisease. :D

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foxxcub.livejournal.com - 2008-03-06 15:05 (UTC) - Expand

WELL WE PRETTY MUCH ALL JUST GOT DONE READING THIS AWESOMENESS (http://disarm-d.livejournal.com/84111.html), am I right?

But yay, this is the best meme evah, and I'm gonna second Patricksitting (http://adellyna.livejournal.com/355836.html) and everything else including an underaged Patrick, such as "i like finger instruments and mouth organs" -- 18 (glenview) (http://iphignia939.livejournal.com/254326.html) and A Mess Of Youthful Innocence (http://txtequilanights.livejournal.com/293252.html). Pretty much any virgin!Patrick, s'what I'm saying here.

Horomones in Key (http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/735003.html), which is that one where Brendon/Ryan finally hook up with Jon and Spencer watching while Pete tells them what to do over the phone.

I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Brightly Colored Sex Toy (http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/309786.html) and all it's sequels.

And like, so many more. Basically, everything in which one of the guys turns into a girl and one of the other guys helps him get off. ♥ Especially if it's Spencer doing the helping. He's talented like that.

that first one is THE BEST THING EVARRRR!
i am reading it again right now. and again. and again.

YOU GUYS SHOULD PUT PAIRINGS AND SUMMARIES IN YOUR LINKS D:

I have ~~just one or two~~ a bunch from my memories. Ahem.

You and your hand (http://longtime-lurker.livejournal.com/2177.html) by

longtime_lurker
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (mostly Ryan)

I've got your number one bullet right here, baby (http://community.livejournal.com/supershinyfic/9304.html) by

femmequixotic and

supergrover24
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

And Promise (http://crayola123.livejournal.com/27960.html) by

crayola123
Pairings: (Author says: So, this is kind of everyone/everyone, okay, and I have absolutely no excuse, except for the parts where it's Pete/Patrick and Patrick/Travis and Patrick/Spencer, and did I mention Andy/Jordan Pundik? Ahaha, oh YES. There's others, too, but, you know, that last one. Yeah.) XD

The Sea and the Rhythm (http://community.livejournal.com/patrickxpeter/849264.html) by

bulletproofbet
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Breaking Arrangements (http://community.livejournal.com/patrickxpeter/669790.html) by

violentfires
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

A lot like it (but not really) (http://ladyofthequill.livejournal.com/18345.html) by

ladyofthequill
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

There's Distance Between Us (http://community.livejournal.com/patrickxpeter/651224.html) by

megyal
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

You are the word I'm looking for (http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/274749.html) by

goldsky
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

We could make beautiful music together (http://iphignia939.livejournal.com/238292.html) by

iphignia939
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Wasted and Ready (http://rain-dances.livejournal.com/143453.html) by

rain_dances
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

No Ryhme or Reason (http://lovelypoet.livejournal.com/1137856.html) by

lovelypoet
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Sleep Like Music (http://valerie-z.livejournal.com/793393.html) by

valerie_z
Pairing: Pete/Patrick

Learning Process (http://snakevsladder.livejournal.com/3279.html) by

snakevsladder
Pairing: Ryan/Spencer

Clearly I need more variety in my wanking porn! It's mainly because I got most of these from

fobficfinder, but bring on the MCR, TAI, Panic, etc.

\O/

You totally just made my night.

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I have not yet jerked off thinking about May Be Naked Now BUT I CERTAINLY MAY BE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. *_________*

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I don't have time at the moment, but I will totally drop a giant comment here later tonight. Because yes. (Also, this is so bookmarked.)

Oh, thank God for my del.icio.us, otherwise I'd be hopeless at compiling a list.

Been Taken

disarm_d

Here Be Dragons by

theaerosolkid

Sweet Dreams by

airgiodslv

A Little More Touch Me by

iamtheenemy

The Things We Do by

gigantic (oh, god, especially the stuff towards the beginning, KILLED ME DEAD)

This Is Screaming "Photo Op" by

jzbell

The Fight From the Kid by

thingsyoumissed (THREESOME OF WIN)

Staying Still by

feelingcold (mmmm, Ryan drawing on people kink)

people always told me be careful what you do by

thingsyoumissed

Two of a Kind by

kat_lair

ten white hours in brooklyn (white hot, that is) by

warmingweather

Speeding Through Familiar by

gigantic

Oh hey, quick note - I wrote Been Taken with

disarm_d. :)

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with the lights on by

rue_quercus - girl!Gerard/Frank

Nightswimming by

wax_jism - Okay, so it's fucking epic, but the sex *GUH* frank/gerard

Housewarming by

impertinence - hot OT3 action. Pete/Mikey/Alicia

We're the places that we wanted to go. by

giddygeek - mmm, yeah. Tell me that's not how it goes. patrick/pete

Incident Light by

violentfires - patrick/pete + jwalk. scorching.

Turn My Head Into Sound by

ficbyzee - patrick/pete.

and, uh, that's probably enough for now.

Nightswimming is one of my favorite fics everrrrrrrr.

Woohoo! New smut to read! :-)

Okay, here are a few of my favorites:

Lessons - I & II (http://ink-like-blood.livejournal.com/12413.html) by

ink_like_blood, Patrick/Andy - first time(s)

Hallowed Be Thy Name (http://community.livejournal.com/patrickxpeter/694756.html) by

lesinnocents, Patrick/Pete - Priest and confessor

Kneesocks of the Rich and Famous (http://community.livejournal.com/patrickxpeter/600170.html) by

megyal, Patrick/Pete/Jon Walker. Halloween party - Patrick in a schoolgirl uniform, Jon as Priest

And, some fan art that *always* cheers me up, so to speak:
Kodak Moments #1 (http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/821070.html) by

azrielen, Pete/Andy

This is the only thing I'm going to be able to find (because I bookmark and save on my computer, but rarely put into memories, and I'm lazy, et cetera), but...

There's No "I" in Ryan Ross (http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/456450.html) - it's panic GSF. I don't think I even need to say any more. :D

You're a genius, Aleesha.

Tell Me To Stop, by

airgoidslv, and then the whole rest of that universe which likes on, epically, inside of my head. Or, you know, more accurately: Everything EVER by Jen. And In This World Of Strangers? Good god!

We Started From by

untappedbeauty is HOT LIKE SO MUCH BURNING, even after reading it thirty million times.

A Proportional Response by

iamtheenemy is ridiculously hot to me.

This Brendon/Cash snippet by

warmingweather. Or, ah. Everything by her ever? Remember that comment porn she wrote about Spencer and Haley teaching Brendon how to have phonesex? !!!!!!! Yeah, so. *gestures* All her stuff.

*will possibly be coming back to add to this later*

I was going to check so that I didn't repeat what other people have said, but then I realized that would be time-consuming, and there's really no downside to more links to great fic. So here's a bunch of quality porn:

This Is Not A Love Story by

adellyna.
Jon/Tom(/William), and it hits a number of kinks. Like phonesex, like angry sex, like emphasis on sound... I could go on.

Burn Up in Love Love Love by

dsudis
Panic GSF with Jon as quite the bottom for the other three. Absurdly hot with interesting powerplays.

Untitled chatporn turned fic by

elfiepike
Spencer, Brendon, and Haley are pornstars. \o/

So Starving by

txtequilanights
Jon is kneeling over him, one hand braced on the bedspread by Brendon’s shoulder, the other one wrapped around both of Brendon’s skinny wrists, pinning them above his head. “You think it’s hot, right? To do that to girls? Or little scene boys who’re fucking you ‘cause they can’t get Pete? But have any of them over done it to you?”

just how the story ends by

audreysrev
Spencer/Brendon, with some fascinating power dynamics.

All sorts of stuff in

disarm_d's pornothon. Seriously awesome.

So Good For Me by

audreysrev
Spencer/girl!Brendon.

AmandaPalmer/Greta chatporn by

disarm_d
Hi, this is basically my dream pairing, as I have huge huge crushes on both Amanda and Greta. There's oral and fisting and it's beyond hot.

It's Where It Lives by

maleyka
Spencer/VickyT, which is the hottest pairing that never occured to me before I read it. Good lord.

make me tremble, make me shake by

madsciencechick
Spencer/Jon. Jon bites his lip, adjusts his backpack on his shoulder, and texts back, ...I hope u r ok w/ oral in the car, then starts to jog. Eleven days.

Filthy Kings by

femmequixotic
Patrick Pete with some William/Gabe as well. Voyeurism, public sex, rimming... all things I greatly approve of.

Ménage à trois by

airgiodslv
Spencer/Ryan, Spencer/Brendon, Brendon/Ryan. Snowballing, rough sex, light bondage. YES.

Tell me to stop by

airgiodslv
Spencer/Brendon. D/s and BDSM. This one is soooooo much more than a hot little ficlet that's handy to have bookmarked. It's this well-written, breathtaking universe that hit me harder than almost anything else I've ever read. But as it also has some of the hottest sex I've read, it would feel wrong to not have it on the list.

Because you look just like a girl (and parts two and three, which are linked in there) by

disarm_d
Spencer/girl!Brendon (and then girl!Spencer/Brendon. and then Spencer/Brendon/girl!Ryan). Because genderswap rocks. Especially when there's girl!oral involved.

...I could go on, but I really ought to leave it at this.

Edited 2008-03-06 06:49 (UTC)

oh sweet geezus on a cracker.

i am meming this. and i'll be back in the morning with lots of recs after some much needed sleep and a sort through my mems.

Ahahahahaha. This is the MOST AMAZING MEME EVER.