Except Desmond would sulk when Sawyer came to visit because he would have developed a fear of idiots, not a phobia, because it would be an entirely rational fear based on experience. And then Jack would get all pissed and be all "Bitch, are you disrepecting Sawyer? I'm the only one you gets to disrespect Sawyer." And Desmond would roll his eyes and go off muttering about being surrounded by idiots. And then Sawyer would look at Jack all "What the fuck?" and then Jack would look at Sawyer all "Fuck if I know." and then they'd have sex.
And then Desmond who had not wandered all that far away would be drawn back by the incredibly happy noises coming from both Sawyer and Jack and he'd realize that though his fear of idiots was healthy and good, it was wrong of him to judge Sawyer and he would try to apologize and Sawyer and Jack would be all "Dude, we're kind of busy here," and so Desmond would sadly start to leave and then Sawyer and Jack would tackle him because they were just kidding and they're both really kind of asshole, but in a good way. And then they would all have lots of sex together and be happy that a lesson had been learnt though none of them would really know what that lesson was.
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Except Desmond would sulk when Sawyer came to visit because he would have developed a fear of idiots, not a phobia, because it would be an entirely rational fear based on experience. And then Jack would get all pissed and be all "Bitch, are you disrepecting Sawyer? I'm the only one you gets to disrespect Sawyer." And Desmond would roll his eyes and go off muttering about being surrounded by idiots. And then Sawyer would look at Jack all "What the fuck?" and then Jack would look at Sawyer all "Fuck if I know." and then they'd have sex.
And then Desmond who had not wandered all that far away would be drawn back by the incredibly happy noises coming from both Sawyer and Jack and he'd realize that though his fear of idiots was healthy and good, it was wrong of him to judge Sawyer and he would try to apologize and Sawyer and Jack would be all "Dude, we're kind of busy here," and so Desmond would sadly start to leave and then Sawyer and Jack would tackle him because they were just kidding and they're both really kind of asshole, but in a good way. And then they would all have lots of sex together and be happy that a lesson had been learnt though none of them would really know what that lesson was.