to all the new people around here, welcome to my life.

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Today I had lunch with Mr. Foxx and this exchange happened:

Mr. Foxx: So I've started thinking about my zombie novel again.

Me: And?

Mr. Foxx: And I think it's going to be, like, an alien zombie plague.

Me: So...aliens make them do it?

Mr. Foxx: Like, there's no space ships involved, right? The aliens just send the plague to Earth and it just takes over, and then it infects the babies of pregnant zombies to make ALIEN ZOMBIE HYBRIDS. And then THOSE hybrids breed actual aliens! :DDDD

Me: ...

Mr. Foxx: Alien babies with HUGE EYES!! And giant claws!! They take over the world.

Me: ...

Mr. Foxx: C'mon, it's a horror novel.

Me: ...Why can't you write anything I would ever, ever read?

Mr. Foxx: You and I have very different tastes. But I can add some gay alien babies, if you want?

MY LIFE, WHAT IS IT.